hon hon baguette

I am very interested in Lore unless I disagree with it

me hyping myself up before entering any public area: i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal

* rubs my fingernail against the side of a jewel case *

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

*running down foggy street dodging monsters personified of my sins* aaaaa lol

nice legs daisy dukes makes a mango doot doot

I stole this from the wikipedia page about cheddar cheese. Those are cheeses aging in a cave.

Why is Santa there?

It’s a cave.

why isn’t this on @wikipediafoods

we need to genetically modify strawberries to make them big as fuck like dog sized