Incorrect Romance Club Quotes

Audrey: Is any of this legal? David: I'm sure it's legal somewhere. Audrey: And here? David: Not even remotely.

Lane: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. For all we know, I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

Vyxaria: What is happening in this world? Some van just pulled up and these creepy creatures are getting out… Walter/Cynthia: That is a school bus, Vyxaria. Walter/Cynthia: …Those are children. Vyxaria: Well, I don't like the way they're looking at me.

Renée: I don't know how to tell you this, Alexandre, but you're in love with me. Alexandre: What?? Alexandre: … Alexandre: … Alexandre: Oh shit, I am— François: What kind of confession was I just a witness to…?

Lane: My crazy ass could never marry someone important. I'd just instantly go mad with power the second someone put a ring on it. Greg: What if I held you gently and we were happy together? Lane: Hmmm… Cain: What if I supported your maniacal rise to power and we were evil together? Lane: HMMMM…

Tai: Isn't the idea supposed to be 'you saved my life, now I'm in your debt'? Tiss: Nope. Other way round. 'You saved my life, so now I'm your problem. If you don't like it, kill me.' Tai: What? Tiss: God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.

Vicky: Mimi, I screwed up, big time. Mimi: Vicky, honey, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

Onyx: I'm a daredevil. Let's play Truth or Dare. I pick Dare. Shen: Go TWO minutes without establishing you are bisexual. Onyx: Onyx: You're cruel, you know that? What have I ever done to you?

Vincent: Lesbians. What is your wisdom? Ava: The world is but a cold and cruel wasteland, our only consolation are the warm and soft bosoms of our lovers. Threxia: Girls hot. Cynthia: Watch Naruto.

Anna: Ever since the world fell apart, my life has been an endless stream of loss, horror and chaos. I just want a girlfriend who I can feel a sliver of normalcy with, someone who's chill and laid-back and and doesn't cause trouble. Lane: *jumps out of the window, almost gets them killed in a snowstorm, constantly provokes arguments within the squad, acts generally weird and off-putting* Anna: … Anna: I want that one.

Ramesses: For a billion dollars, would you— Eva: Yes. Ramesses: I didn't even say the thing. Eva: Dick, murder, anything! Ramesses: Eva! Eva: It's a billion dollars, Rame! Ramesses: I know, but damn.

Lada: I'm so tired. I hardly got any sleep last night. Vereya: You know, some people say that if you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Lada: Who would be thinking about me at three in the morning? Dragan: *sweats*