two couriers, together

i don't claim to know how strong an atomic cocktail is, all i'm saying is that i understand the kind of drunk emily ortal was when she went to the tops to work on yes man and ended up sleeping with benny

Fun thing about Hardcore mode: when you sleep, you still gain hunger and thirst. Atomic Cocktails remove sleepiness without any real downsides. So there's a perverse incentive to just barrel through days on end on tommy cocks

who is tommy and why should i spend any amount of time on his cock

if they put any politics in this story about post-american societies emerging and dying in the poisoned ruins of a stagnant conservative USA i will be so mad

Dealing with Caesar in New Vegas is the epitome of “your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts”

Caesar sounds smart and like sure he’s well-read comparatively but he’s dumb wrong and confident. You can argue against him but you’ll never convince him, it’s solely for your benefit. You can, however, ask him if you can pretty please commit brain surgery on him and then whoopsie into his parietal lobe