After the Planet Express crew departed Planet Amazonia, Kug, Thog, and Ornik were walking down the street toward the courtyard from to their planet’s food shack after having SNU-SNU, Amazonian sex with Fry, Zapp and Kif. To the women it’s regular, but to normal human men its death by a crushed pelvis. Almost most the women got some except their leader Thog, who was more upset for not getting SNU-SNU after having her victim, Kif stolen by Amy.
“Me not get SNU-SNU” She said sadly.
“Not worry, Thog. Maybe new tiny men will drop again from sky.” Replied Kug.
“One tiny man said Kug farted while SNU-SNU.” She said. “Me don’t think so.”
“Kug not farted, was maybe Amazonia others.” Thog replied.
BBBBBBBBTTTRRRROOOOOTTRRTTT!
A big came out of Thog’s large bottom. She blushed as the other looked at her.
They laughed at it and carried it on still chatting about the recent SNU-SNU event. Many other Amazonian women were walking around as well. While doing so, a loud grumble came from Ornik’s stomach, proclaiming more farts.
Out came a brassy fart from Ornik’s backside. The smell of digestive vegetables was in the air.
“Excuse Ornik” she said, fanning her butt. “Food made Ornik gassy.”
“It normal for us Amazonians.” Said Thog. *PPRRRRLLLBBBLLBBTTTT!*
“See…”She said as another big fart came out of her tanned booty.
After she finished her sentence, now Kug’s stomach roared. Bending her butt toward the trees she blew one out.
Soon all three were farting like crazy. Turning the fresh air into a green/brown cloud and making most of the other women hold their noses as they walked by. With the smell of meat and fruit mixed in the air, their diet consists of foods that make them gassy and their farts very smelly at times.
BBBRRLLAABRRTRAAFTTTT! “Oooh, fart, wet!” Thog said, grabbing her butt. “Me need toilet.”
She walked faster to the nearest restroom which was down the pathway. Both Kug and Ornik followed. It was a big bamboo structure with 6 stalls and 4 sinks and mirrors. Pushing open the bamboo door, the women took the further most stalls. Their planet started to use more sophisticated toilets that had running water from the rivers. Amazonian toilets were large and strong enough to handle their large statures and dumps. Thog dropped the skirt of her outfit, revealing two tannned sweat covered buttcheeks. Spreading apart exposing her bright pink butthole the size of a grapefruit. In the other stalls Kug dropped her leopard-skin loincloth also dropping on the glazed throne. And Ornik did the same. After they slammed on the lids with large thuds, all three unleashed with most destructive force.
Kug: SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT-SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT-SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTRTRTRTRT
SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTRTRTRRRRRTTTT-SPLLLLLLLLLPLPLPL.RRRRRTRTRTRT
Ornik: SPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTT-SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTRTRTRT
SPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTRTRTRT-SPLOOOOLLPLPLRLRLLPLLLLLLRRRRT
Thog: SPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTT"
SPLOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOoooooooooOOOORTRTRT
The entire restroom shock and vibrated from the force of all three Amazonian women like a trio of fighter jets getting ready to take off. The noise was heard from the next village over 2 miles away. They were churning out gallons upon gallons of diarrhea, sounds of solid, liquid and gas followed by logs slunking out, drastically fast and rapid. All moaned loudly in relief after what blasted out of their sexy asses. It was building from, four logs dropped in, now five, six, seven, eight…fifteen! Slamming hard in the toilet like an avalanche of rocks from a mountain. The restroom was still shaking to the brink of collapsing. Amazingly the toilets were still holding strong during huge typhoon of farts and shit the beautiful females were producing.
“Thog’s belly in pain…. FFRRRRLLMMMPPPTTT”
They were committed on unloading what they just ate only 20 minutes ago. The smell of ham, vegetables and fruit and other snacks was tainting the Amazonian air, the trees started to wilt and die off and outside the other women were coughing and throwing up from the smell. No one couldn’t enter the restroom unless you wanted to suffer death. And wasn’t going to end for another 30 minutes. After the sound of like a construction site was going on forever, it started to subside. After wiping and getting dressed they walked out and served the damaged to the village’s only bathroom. The whole restroom was nearly destroyed, part of the roof collapse nearly top of them. The walls crumbled from the force of the farts they unleashed. All the other’s came toward the devastation and had mixed emotions toward the three women and taking them to Femputer, to discuss the cleanup effort.
“Kug feel bad for who clean up Kug’s mess.” Kug said.
“Thog’s butt bad.” Thog said.
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