Free dance spirit

nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

this is the plot to mama mia

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

I've always thought Twitter felt more professional than Tumblr, since people use their real names and there's multiple heads of state on there.

To be fair, we don't know that there's not multiple heads of state on here, we just kind of assume.

having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

Heh… but surely, if i go one level deeper, and psychoanalyize how much im psychoanalyzing my previous thoughts, that will be the key…

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

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it's genuinely crazy that free the nipple died

like we're back to the point where you only rarely find someone brave enough to go braless with a shirt on it's gotten so bad. i dont make a particularly regular habit of staring at the boobs of strangers but when im dabbling i have to say i may be noticing a downward trend of pokies

Feminism isn't doing so hot rn even down to the little day-to-day line items like "you don't have to wear a restrictive undergarment cause your nipples are not more inappropriate than male nipples"

Free the nipple wasn't about bras! It was about tops in general! It was about women being jailed for wearing the exact same amount of clothing that is socially accepted for men! Everyone who thinks free the nipple is about bras is demonstrating how far society has slid backwards, misogyny so bad that we can't even fathom the idea of a popular movement for women's breasts not being criminalized having existed in the last 20 years.

It really is just tumblr circa 2014 huh

Where is that tweet thats all “if anyone is tweeting in Cyrillic they’re most likely a Russian bot because only about 10 people who use Cyrillic have access to the internet” or some shit?

As someone who lives in the Balkans I can confirm. We have Internet only thanks to our Donkey, Dimitri, who runs in a treadmill which generates electricity.

Reblogging to thank Dimitri for his service

thank you dimitri 🙏

It really is wild that some politicians can stand there and say "yeah we're getting rid of a program that keeps quite literally millions of people alive specifically so we can cut taxes for people who are already richer than god" as if it's a normal political stance and not so cartoonishly evil I'm legit shocked perry the platypus doesn't break through the nearest wall the minute the words leave their mouth.

"I think rich people should have more money at the expense of a healthcare program millions of disabled people rely on" is not a coherent political belief it's the kind of thing the villian in a kids movie says. Gonna tell me you want to skin puppies to make a coat next?

I think if you say out loud you think billionaires need more money and we should kill disabled people to make it happen then every person in a 5ft radius should be legally obligated to punch you as hard as they can.

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