A Queer Loser Who Is Very Lost And Confused

She’s an elegant lady of course she needs her handbag

she is beauty she is grace she carries handbag with her face

if you needed proof that i’m really not cut out for the casual environment of teaching from my living room, just know that today i almost ruined a 20 minute long video i was recording about romano-british culture because i almost said “this dude fucks” while talking about the bitchin outfits worn by british chieftains

i wanna get pulled offstage by a comically long hook does anyone know where i can apply for this

if you're a fish this is just life

ngl didn't realize this was unfinished at first and thought this was just a really weird shitpost

When Jane Austen said, "And sometimes I keep my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in," I felt that

One thing about me is that I will always pace around. At a hospital waiting room?? Catch me strolling around and making everybody nervous with my restless energy

hmm. serve.

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

he plead guilty

goddd please just hire voice actors again. like actual voice actors. no more celebrity voice actors please just hire people who know what they’re doing the or voice acting industry will cannibalize itself more than it already is. let jack black do whatever he wants though

people aren't willing to have open and honest discussions about sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex. there's a stigma.

stigma fangs in your neck LMAO