*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

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*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

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Most hoard images from Wikipedia.
Found with the rest of the hoard, the handaxe pictured above was probably found either while digging his own hole for the treasure or maybe earlier in a precious bout of hoarding by some Romano-Briton who thought it was cool enough to bury along with all of his coins and Juliane's bracelet, because cool rock. This was absolutely the correct move.
Article here from Smithsonian Magazine.
what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this
Whereas the reality is far more like
Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko
One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.
it’s so scary to think about little plump critters all alone in the wilderness. But it’s okay, that’s where they were built to be. Plump & outdoors
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MY ADVENTURES WITH SUPERMAN — "The Death of Superman" (3.05)
Extremely funny to me that at this point, Lois Lane has physically fought Lex Luthor more than Superman

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MAWS Season 3 Episode 5 Spoilers: "When The World Ended You Were My Teacher, My Best Friend."
"You Taught Me How To Use My Powers. How To Fight, How To Be Brave."
"You Showed Me That The World Could Be Kind."
"...And Then You Died..."
"Go to the future Jonathan Kent. I cannot wait to meet you."
GOD, the story beats for Kara in this season HAS NOT MISSED!!
This feels like such a wonderful conclusion to how she was questioning whether she could truly fit into this world as a hero when she'd spent her whole life raised by a monster. When she noticed he was so uncomfortable around him, she assumed she had done something terrible to him in the future, that she'd failed to escape her roots as a destroyer. But in reality it was just the opposite; she singlehandedly raised him into the hero he is now, and he only struggled to look her in the eyes because her death was such an overwhelming loss to him.
If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.
Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????
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in modern day it's very easy to look at batman and be like "WHAT was this guy doing. Insane choice. You do NOT have to fight crime this way" but then you learn literally anything about the US in 1900-1939 and you're like "oh a batman terrifying people would have actually for real improved the situation"
Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼
The cleanomorph

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Truck driver and banjo player Jay “Snapbean” Holcomb was named a “person of interest” by Boston police Tuesday in its investigation of a series of unannounced and boisterous hootenannies responsible for bringing sections of the city to a virtual standstill over the past several weeks.
“Just a few minutes ago, I was on my way to Jamba Juice when I heard a high-lonesome voice yodel ’Hey y’all!’” said Credit Suisse Boston vice president of asset management Stanley Hedges, who reported that his firm has lost more than a thousand man-hours to Holcomb’s random acts of old-time quick-steppin’. “Then he started that old banjo to sing; you could hear it talk, you could hear it ring. And as I felt myself start to do-si-do, all I could think was, Not again.”
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This is all the subterfuge needed to convince everyone i was just another cat figurine
I did this twice and nobody found me ever
Reblog if you’re 30 or older
This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!
I posted this on bluesky and then couldn't rest until I made it real
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IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT: Track Of The Year Or Emotionally Manipulative Slop?
Hiromu Arakawa’s genius is obvious throughout all of FMA but her first and biggest leap of genius was in how she crafted her protagonist.
Arakawa realized the burgeoning youth of the early 2000s wasnt interested in another plucky spry optimistic young shonen protag. Instead she gave us a short ugly egotistical asshole smarter-than-you atheist with so much money and power that people could no longer best him in arguments by telling him “dude shut up ur literally like 12″
Five pages in we’re told Edward’s famous and rich and powerful. Five more pages and he’s calling some girl stupid for thinking God exists. Five more pages and he’s proven right. Five more and he’s kicked an evil priest’s teeth in. And no one can tell his mom on him.
Hiromu Arakawa figured out the dream of every edgy young weeb discovering internet arguments for the first time and she cast them an idol made of gold.