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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

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white usamericans when asked how they're doing, will never say "bad". they'll just say "I'm hanging in there" and that is universally understood as them being so so bad. like. no american is happily hanging in there. we don't like the hang.
Several wildfires are forcing members of a number of First Nations to flee their homes in northern Ontario.
“I had time to run home and pack a bag and get to the beach where the boats were waiting,” said a member of Namaygoosisagagun First Nation (Collins). “We literally had minutes to get on the boats and flee before it took our town. “Once we left my house finally after packing what I could in a pack sack, the fire was right behind our place. We had to run to the beach and once we got there, it was only moments before the fire had jumped over the (train) track and was coming for us.”
it has since been confirmed that namaygoosisagagun first nation has completely burnt to the ground. if you would like to help the community navigate an ongoing crisis, i urge you to donate to the anishinabek nation 7th generation, a registered charity seeking to improve the lives of first nations people. donations are going directly to members of namaygoosisagagun first nation.
if you're canadian, you can e-transfer [email protected]. if you're outside canada, they accept paypal as well. see more information HERE
you hear scratching and thrashing at your door, it must be a large animal, at this point you think it must be human even. you open the door with fear and it a snail
Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake
We could have been eating him

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Went into the eram fight mostly blind and unironically just felt like this afterwards
I need to stop picking the wrong choices after these secret bosses Kris probably wants to kill me more than usual
I think all live-action directors should have at least some experience with animation because the reason why Project Hail Mary is so visually stunning made so much sense when you find out that both of the directors have also written/directed some of the biggest animated movies of the last decade (Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, The Lego Movie, the Spiderverse movies etc.) like those are people who fundamentally understand visual media. Fuck Christopher “I need to stop filming because a rainbow got into my shot” Nolan I need more directors who know how colours work.
I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?
WHO DID THIS
I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.
Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

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WHAT THE FUCK
For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens
Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you
I love caring about loz characters that aren't zelda and link
Nolan Odysseus in Fortnite. This is not a drill

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I will say, it's slightly sad that the "THE WRITER'S BARELY DISGUISED FETISH" thing has been taken as some kind of sex-negative slam against horny shit, because I know the dude who came up with it, @therobotmonster and he is nothing if not extremely anti-censorship and anti-prudity.
The use of that turn of phrase was never meant to apply to small creatives, it was meant to apply to mass media like TV or published fiction, things that are massively commercial enterprises rather than indie weirdos, as a part of his larger Thing of pop culture commentary.
The reason I bring that all up is because A) It's sad that the message of a person I consider a good friend keeps getting twisted...
...And B) It came to mind when I ran into an example of it in the wild via an old Call of Cthulhu campaign book that featured a 15-ft muscular dommy-mommy as a primary antagonist for one of the adventures, complete with rules for reproducing with her and a segment with the header "Watching the Giantess Grow"
I am not 100% sure if that one was one of my contributions to @siphersaysstuff's project, memory's real bad what with the horrors and all, but no one's ever accused Siph of bein' a prude either.
If you're readin' it prudish, you're readin' it wrong.
Any comments I make about, say, Don Bluth or Chris Claremont's obvious peccadillos is intended from a place of demystification and appreciation, as well as exploration of the concept of creativity and how every part of a person's outlook and experiences play into it.
Because we all do it. We all write our own tastes into things from time to time.
So in the interest of calling myself out, here's a selection of my adult female OCs from the past couple of years. See if you can detect a pattern:
From "TyrannoMax", Maureen the Lizard Queen, BrontoSarah, Ms. Nice/Ms. Nautilus, PteroDarla, the Cold Shoulder, Aunt Acid. (to scale)
From "Farrah and the Familiars", the human and monster forms of Necrotari, Tilly Tepesh (Grandniece of Dracula), Ghoulatea, and Farrah Fyendlyne, and the Shockettes: Screamdream, Saccarene, and Venessa.
Misc characters: Queen Macheen, Hypnathize, Kitty Concolor, Captain Janet Starcraw
Melinoe Labs: Directer Maria Kleinheart, strain SCD3HeB/FeJ of the 9 out of 10 Solid Clone Dancers, and T.O.B.O.R. half of the time.
Sally Kleinheart, Sexbomb, KLE-Kat5.
DynoGuard (samples): Gloria Anning, LaBrea, Zara Hurlant
I could post a bunch of the Dæmes from Dæme-On, but I think the point is made. A lot of what makes you you comes out in your work, that includes that you find alluring, titillating, or psychosexually complex.
And I'm sure one could easily trace a lot of my "This better not awaken something in me" moments from media with veerrrry little trouble from this sliver of character designs.
This is just a variant on how Jack Kirby kept making powerful free-spirited goddess-characters based on his wife, or how Nagel's gals were all vamps, Akira Toriyama's thing for fierce-yet-hectoring women, or Sorayama's whole deal.
Or how Peter Paul Rubens painted the same kind of zaftig figure so often the term 'rubenesque' happened.
Dante Alighieri’s 'Inferno' by Amos Nattini, 1923
They look strangely comfy for damned souls tortured in the lowest circle of Hell...