ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential

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ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential

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in happier pride news i actually found this deeply heartwarming
that's solidarity baybeeee
Further context: Durham city council (Reform UK) cut funding and support for Pride. The Durham Miner's Association and other trade unions raised enough money for Durham Pride 2026 to go ahead - a direct call back to when Lesbian and Gays Support the Miners (LGSM) raised money for mining communities when Margaret Thatcher seized union funding during the miner strikes of 1984-85.
At the 1985 Labour party meet, the motion to support LGBT rights as a party was passed due to a block vote from mining unions.
Stephen Guy, the chair of the Durham Miners’ Association, said that when it became apparent Durham Pride was under threat, he took it upon himself to “encourage the trade union movement to step up and do the right thing, and stand shoulder to shoulder with the LGBT+ community […] They not only raised funds for us, but came to our communities, uplifted our spirits when they were down, and showed their solidarity.”
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vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit
we aint putting that on the chart, chief
yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor
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The other name for Vaseline is evil tho. Petroleum jelly 💀
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"Jackie had four kids in four years" maybe because her husbands hot!! damn!!!
its always "omg get off her" WRONG i firmly believe she was sucking his soul out of his body at every opportunity.
"great game babe, I should reward you"
"no I loved when you sent them to time out let me ride you"
like thats her hockey player husband!!! save a horse ride your husband jackie!!
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if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.
i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf
you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!
getting a lot of responses to this going 'ok but it would be good as a metaphor though' so I will accept a metaphorical interpretation as long as you ALSO (!) promise to be considerate towards larval forms of insects specifically and biodiversity in general, deal?
This is for every fat person who has worn jackets like unbearable armor during the summer heat
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So in like 85% of fanfic I read, Hayden is said to have a "gaggle" or "horde" or what ever of children. But I come from a family of 4 kids and I always thought of us as like a medium size family. Is this not the normal perception? Is this just because most of my formative years were spent with other very devout roman catholic families where 5-9 kids was not unusual??
See I think it would be really funny if Marleau got drunk after a game one day and just started confessing to Ilya that he’s attracted to Hayden and Jackie. Crucially: he fully believes this is because he’s attracted to Jackie, and only wants a threesome with Hayden so it isn’t cheating. (It never crosses his mind that Jackie could get permission to fuck him without Hayden being there.)
Eventually, Ilya gets tired of hearing about this (it’s probably distracting him from texting Shane), and just goes “oh my god you are so boring Marly, just say you want to fuck 15th best player and be done”. Marley takes this to heart and starts flirting with Hayden except they’re both idiots and Hayden doesn’t recognize that it’s flirting.
Hayden (going through a bisexual crisis), is slightly panicked that Marly has figured him out, but also Marly is attractive as shit so one day he eventually winds up jacking off to the thought of him. This then brings upon a frantic phone call a hotel bathroom at like 22:00 to Jackie admitting that he jacked off to a guy, who is exhausted and really doesn’t care (“No it wasn’t cheating love. Yes, even if you imagined a specific guy. No I don’t hate you.”).
Crucially: the three of them somehow manage to stumble into a polycule that nobody else knows exists.
"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

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