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The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.

yokelfelonking

People have known this for decades

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miiilowo

redrew a piece from 3 years ago ^_^ (og under the cut)

sealbatross

Paraphrased a line from @littleoptimistme‘s fic because its sadly true and i love it.

Sacrifice of Stanford Pines

apolloendymion

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

apolloendymion

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

apolloendymion

benefits of mg:

easy to pronounce, even for children (though kids 4 & younger may pronounce it more like "mayd" or "maygh")

ONE SYLLABLE!!! ("individual" is too goddamn LONG.) you have to be able to say it quickly and casually

ends in a soft vowel sound, so it'll flow right into the next word ("ind" halts the whole sentence)

fits neatly into the existing structure as a relative of master/mistress that can be abbreviated down to an m and one other letter

distinct enough that it can't be mistaken for either gendered term (if you call me mix I'll kill you. it sounds like miss with extra steps)

wizard.

drawbacks:

there aren't any

yes, i know about milligrams and magnesium. i don't give a shit. ms can also mean microsoft. who cares.

pirateprincessjess

“Why would you want to make a game for the original Nintendo?? No one is going to buy that”

Jokes on you! I sold 1 copy!!!

pirateprincessjess

LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL GRAPH! THATS A SALE BAAAABY

pirateprincessjess

^Me rn

pirateprincessjess

Holy shit yall. I just woke up to 21 sales! The game has officially recouped the cost of all the software I used to make it!!! IM PROFITABLE?!

severebananapuppy

...What's the game, how did you make it, and how are you selling it?

pirateprincessjess

It’s called Undercover Shot! It’s a 2 player social deduction game for the original Nintendo Entertainment System!

I’m taking pre orders for physical copies here https://www.homebrew-factory.com/home/138-undercover-shot.html

THIS GAME REQUIRES A NINTENDO ZAPPER OR SIMILAR LIGHT GUN A Rat is undercover in your crew! Figure out his identity and take him out quickly

And selling digital ROM versions for a dollar here: https://pirateprincessjess.itch.io/undercover-shot-nes

A new NES game that uses the Nintendo Zapper

pirateprincessjess

A week ago I was losing my mind over 1 sale, now I’ve sold 81 digital copies and 52 physical ones.

Over 100 people bought my game!!!!????? This is mind blowing. I don’t even know how to process this. I am so grateful. I would not have sold nearly this many without yall sharing this post as much as you did. I love you all so much. Thank you for making this happen. You all made my childhood dream come true in a bigger way than I thought possible.

pointless-achievements

Achievement Unlocked:

NEStseller

Sell a new title for the fucking Nintendo Family Computer in the year 2025 AD.

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good-fwiend-in-wome

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

jonnystrebor

Not to forget:

toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

stargore

ooh ooh or when they accidentally drop the phone or something and go “i dropped you! :(“ like. that little glowing box you’re waving around does indeed house my soul!! it’s me!! you’re holding me!!!! and we’re going on a little trip together!!! delightful!!!!!!!!

i love the suggestion that the device they are holding is my corporeal form. very silly and whimsical

bearie

chucktaylorupset

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I MAKE MEADE

OUTTA THE COMPANY SLIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I STEAL HONEY

TWO ATTA TIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A CENT

THATS WHY I TAKE HONEY PACKETS,

BOTTLE, AND FERMENT

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I DONT MAKE JACK

EXCEPT FOR THE MEAD

#MEDIEVAL LIFE HACKS

lastoneout

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

i-wanna-be-cute

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

lastoneout

which one of you motherfuckers reblogged this again

nudityandnerdery

Probably some fucking Tumblr user.

sparrowlucero

my personal pick for most underrated animal is the european legless lizard, which i think is often taken to just look like a normal and rather plain snake, but if you're familiar with reptile anatomy at all it looks more like some sort of bizarre heraldic fantasy creature than basically anything else on earth

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teaboot

I don’t mean to be old but computer used to just have games. U didnt have to pay for em either but if u wanted u could get a little CD that put the game onto the computer and you could play it forever and ever even if the company that made it went to hell and shit. You didn’t even need the internet or wifi or anything. And it was pretty neat

teaboot

It would be a finished game, too. If you played long enough and did really good you could go to all the places and get all the stuff. You never had to pay more money later it was just there. onn compter

trans-ralsei

caughtthedarkness93

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

aspiringbelle

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

the-haiku-bot

I loathe my job and

need a new one. I need all

the help I can get.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

pukicho

Im so fucking smart ask me anything

maelys-with-the-torn-cieling

Should we remain hopeful or fall to despair, Mr Kicho ?

pukicho

Straight to despair next question

spirallingdark

I've been thinking about the tape recorders in the Magnus Protocol and I just want to say: Annabelle Cane, I'm onto you.

Every time tape recorders appear in tmagp, it's near the Archivist or in Archives universe. Some with tma: they're always near Jon. I have a feeling that because of the super late reveal that they are a part of the Web and not the Eye, we tend to forget that they are not actually Eye-related.

So yeah. Annabelle Cane is alive and she's in the tapes (and in the puter? Like strings of code?)

podcast-official

so are. are we not talking about how emaciation/malnourishment has been a theme of dimension hopping since halfway through the magnus archives or.

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