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Got your dad calling me Richard Scarry apple car the way he's got his worm in me.

So you're just not gonna reblog this one because it's bad? Whatever.

me every day: do I die from heat exhaustion on the drive home or crack a window and risk the 4% chance that someone wants to steal my 1998 model t convertible

1998…? Model T…? Convertible..?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car

how was everyone’s tuesday?

its thursday

literally has nothing to do with what I asked, you circus clown

10 years strong

I was 5 years old when this was posted

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Did you just circumcise my post??

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

Wario is a vampire’s worst fucking nightmare