eldritch creature

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

Your fave is ongelmajäte

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

look it says gullible on my boobs

I think a fandom becomes more interesting when people are allowed to explore uncomfortable ideas instead of pretending they don't exist

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

Yeah, you want a walkable city, don’t you? You want reliable public transport? Well, don’t worry, Princess. Mommy’s going to provide you with an eco-friendly subway system once you vote her in. She’s going to titillate you with her trains. You’ll quiver at those reduced carbon emissions.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up

viruses are literally such bullshit they have the nerve to look like this and they aren’t even ALIVE

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE SHITTY AND ARBITRARY DEFINITION OF LIFE THAT MAKES VIRUSES NOT ALIVE. FUCK YOU THEY ARE ALIVE

Things are heating up in the virus fandom

thats called a fever