14 GPC

Outdoor girls were common in the 1970s, before we realized that they were decimating the local wildlife.

I'm more concerned by the way SKIN is written

J'ai rien à dire, juste wouawww. Univers incroyable❤️.

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important

The ever reliable welding gun

St Cunthony of Servington

i like tumblr because occasionally i’ll be recommended a 12 year old post that depicts something so absolutely my shit that it makes me believe in art again

Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

*nods wisely* not the sharpest knool in the shed

Bringing a knife to a lots-o-knives fight