Tucker, take off your helmet.

“being an art student is easy” buddy pal do you know how many fucking colors there are

this is my school lmao

He HIT that shit when that beat dropped out tho! Haha!!

That’s my future son though

“communist countries have propaganda everywhere!!” meanwhile in the us there’s an american flag within every square mile, kids pledge their allegiance to that flag every day at school, and the us military attempts to recruit people before theyve reached the age of 13

i told my dad about the pledge of allegiance and he said this sort of shit wouldn’t fly even at his old school and he did kinda grow up in communist poland so like

and in texas we have a SECOND pledge we have to say every morning because we also need to pledge to the flag of texas (just in case we secede again) 

wait what the fuck texas

Uh, I remember taking the Indiana History class in elementary school. Is that not a thing in each state?

I definitely had to learn Michigan history in school, though it wasn’t a separate class, just a couple weeks out of US history.

Tennessee History, 8th Grade

California history was like 4th grade. And some of 3rd

North Carolina, yup history in 4th grade. We all had to make powerpoints and do tons of other bullshit. I hate this state with a passion.

Missouri…I know they did when my mom was in school…but the most I had to do was a short unit one year in elementary school and some Missouri-specific facts during the Civil War unit. They were surprisingly good at reminding us we’d been a slave state. 

Kansas. 7th grade history was Kansas History.

Massachusetts, but a big amount of American history involves our state history too, so I don’t remember ever really having separate time spent on it.

Texas History (7th grade, btw) kind of ignores the rest of America and assumes nothing important happened until we arrived, fresh from Mexico. Then left again. Then came back. And have been talking about leaving again ever since. Texas is like a bad ex.

tEXas

Connecticut and we definitely learned about Connecticut history but mostly American revolution history/Colonial America that sorta thing. It wasn’t a separate class though just integrated into our regular US History class.

Nebraska, fourth grade…but it was more of a “learn about the pioneers, hey, a bunch of them were in Nebraska! ”

in california history ALL we talked about was missions and the gold rush. exclusively

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

this is one of the best vines of all time

Uh yeah holy shit remember on deviantart when you were talking to people you could insert reaction pics into your messages because you could at people so that you can see their icon and people made accounts for different reaction pics and you would post them into your comments by going like :iconragefaceplz: and it was extremely specific the amount of :iconplz: accounts were infinite? What I’m describing is very specific and was a huge part of da culture

i may have a very calm and collected exterior but you see, i am also a music major

i may look like i have my life together but I’m actually a music student

Woah

That’s wild…

the more i thnk about it the more mad i get that a lot of yall are all talk on here talkin bout some “i feel the bern” but yall muhfuckas aint showin up at your primaries, yall not registered or anything like its just  frustrating like if youre my age and go to uni they have resources in which you can register like someone literally came to my history class asked who was registered and who wasnt and it took literally 3 minutes to fill out the paper like yall dont get how simple of a process it is and how important it is to vote!!! also you can do it online as well i know in NY (where i currently live) you just have to have a state issued ID and you can do it all from your computer. like its so easy to think “oh a whole bunch of other ppl will vote so i guess me not voting wont matter” but so many ppl have this mentality and guess what??? NO ONE SHOWS UP TO VOTE! pls regiSTER TO VOTE! FORCE ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO REGISTER! millenials outnumber baby boomers and such but a lot of us are not voting and literally strength is in numbers and the more ppl we get to polls the stronger chance we have at seeing the country start to become something we always preach about on here