creepy crazy fetishizer

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

thank you osmosis jones

My immune system tried to kill me though.

Jordan just remember you had twenty five billion enemies trying to kill you and you’ve survived them all

Take THAT you tiny goddamn sons of bitches. 

One of the biggest things that I’ve realized is that so many people are terrible friends. Whether it be because they’re selfish, they’re manipulative, they don’t want to be held accountable, or they’re not interested in growth, it’s too many people out here that claim they’re seeking genuine connections, but either neglect them when they get them, or sabotage them because they can’t handle EVERYTHING that comes with a genuine friendship

you are your worst enemy until you learn to treat yourself like a friend. sabotaging your efforts and relationships, convincing yourself no one loves you, not trying because you’re sure you’ll fail, being apathetic to everything is bc you think you’re not good enough. but the truth is you are good enough and you can be the best person you can be if you learn to change these thoughts into self-love and encouragement. listen to your needs and be there for yourself instead of destroying your health or abandoning yourself or your future.

ah yes the 3 flavors of mainstream fandom face canons: white, white but they have a tan, and ambiguously brown

Legends only

Reblog for wholesome good luck

This is it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

😂😂😂

“You dumb foo” 😭😭😭

Hush puppy 😭😭😭😭

Struggling unicorn

“Bop it”

I love him be nice

he types like someone who’s been alive for 400 years

he remembers his own birth what a legend