the less I know the better

Shrek came out in 2001

Good for him.

enough preg let's litigate a new fetish. step right up who's got a good one

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

i bless the bonnie over africa

Look up administrative detainees for more information. There are thousands more Palestinians hostage now than before October 7th.

What the fuck was that!?!?

Some sort of flammable gas in the tank that they’re burning off. Some principle as a potato gun or incidentally a jet engine.