the less I know the better

Shrek came out in 2001

Good for him.

this is just truthslop.you believe it because it happens to conform to reality

This is what Republicans sound like

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

is that simple task bothering you queen

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

enough preg let's litigate a new fetish. step right up who's got a good one

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible