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that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks
I would pay so much for a set of measuring cups and spoons where the 1 cup matches the color of 1 tablespoon and the 1/2 cup matches the 1/2 tablespoon, but apparently no one thinks like me.
"To me you are precious; I promise I'm gentle... Unfortunately, unfortunately, we're still the wolf and-" (x)
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New Dog's Life chapter today! ~ 3rd Life series fan-season
Chapter 61 - âLittle Red Riding Hood (Pearl)â
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âPearl⌠How do you know you donât want an allay partnership if youâve never been in one? I mean, we were fine in Last Life when we were cuddling. I cleaned, I did the dishes-â
âI just know,â she says, turning to stare at him head-on. âHow do you know youâre a first-heart? Or that you might like playing hunter more than quarry, or that youâre gay?â
âThatâs different,â he complains.
âIs it?â
âYeah? Iâm a hunter because Iâm turning into a vex, which is an apex predator. Iâm gay because cute shirtless men make my knees get weak, and Iâm a first-heart because I want to be the one running my hands down those glistening abs more than I want someone doing that to me. Those are unchangeable parts of my code, but being friends - like an allay partnership - is a mental thing. When I eat souls, itâs because I have to. I enjoy hanging out with you.â
After a long night of talking, Pearl teaches Scott how to eat a soul. I heard you can't spell "dramedy" without "uh-oh."
(First 1,000 words under the cut)
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PearlescentMoon
Location: Pearl's unit, Simmers' Quarter, 4th Floor, 552
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Scottâs exhausted, riled up on moonfluence, and worst of all⌠embarrassed. He doesnât clarify all that, but Pearl would be the same. They untangle from the bed and spend a few minutes walking around. Scottâs got moonlight to shake like water off his wings. Break time offers Pearl the chance to follow up with Bdubs, because if she doesnât, heâll probably lose his mind. She checks her comm, but he hasnât sent another âStill good?â since she asked he keep his distance. Hm. Maybe heâs treating her like an adult who can make her own choices after all.
She sends another whisper anyway. Adultingâs a two-way street and sheâs not gonna drop the ball on keeping Bdubs in the loop. She sits at the bar counter while Scottâs on the other side, eating another brownie. He sees her typing. Heâs not near enough to read the screen and he doesnât ask who, but Pearl glances up and their eyes meet anyway. He doesnât look thrilled sheâs talking to someone on the side.
âIâll put it away,â she tells him. âJust writing someone back while we chill.â
âAbout the cat?â
âWhat?â
âYou said you might adopt a second cat. You, uh⌠donât date, so you-â And he laughs, tossing back his head. âYou sort of glitched out my go-to options there! I was like, âNo, Pearl doesnât like women; canât gush and ask her who,â and âOh no, she doesnât like men either.â Pearl, thatâs all I have.â
She laughs along with him, and exchanges a glance with herself inside her head. You canât think of anyone else Iâd talk to if Iâm not trying to pick them up?
Sigh. Sheâs pouring words down his throat with a ladle. Deep breath. Remember⌠If Cleo and Martyn made it work, she and Scott can too. Open communication. Honest expectations. No judgment. Apologies. Thatâs how it all goes down.
He pauses for a moment, then says, âIâm sorry you got pulled away from Gem and Impulse. Bdubs⌠Bdubs mentioned that. I was dragon brain when I had him invite you to tea party. I didnât know.â
âNo worries. You needed me.â
That comment leaves him visibly uncomfortable. He stands there, half a brownie in his hand. Pearl doesnât pay him much attention, swiftly messaging a couple other people whoâd sent her whispers. Look, she might as well. Scott walks away at some point. Pearl hears the balcony door squeak open. Heâs probably checking the lock.
⌠Heâs not, when she looks up again. The door is shut. Huh? Pearl crosses the living room, a spatter of nerves curving up her spine as she canât see Nugget, until she hears a mew from up the hallway. Pearl squints through the window to confirm Scottâs not talking to someone on his comm. Heâs definitely there, though⌠slumped against the rail, fingers tangled at the front of his hair. His bunâs pulling loose. Pearl opens the door as noisily as she can.
âHey. You all right, mate? We can meet tomorrow if you need a longer break.â
Scott says⌠nothing at all. He stares down over the small section of New Star that her balcony overlooks. Thereâs not much to see out here in the southeast corner - Pretty much everythingâs on the buildingâs other side - but the lanterns are nice, all glowing blue and white. Pearl leans against the balconyâs edge, trying to give Scott plenty of space without, yâknow⌠letting the guy who is a dragon and clearly fighting with some strong emotions right now out of her sight.
âI,â he finally says, âfeel like Iâve gaslit, gatekept, girlbossâd too close to the sun. Iâve gaslit myself, I think.â
Yeah, and he looks it, too. âYou wanna talk longer?â Pearl jabs a thumb somewhere in the west. âMy boss needs Moo today, not me. Iâve got nowhere else to be.â
âThis isnât something I can talk about. Thank you, though.â
⌠Not sure what thatâs about. âMind if I hang out anyway?â See also, do not let the dragon stay unsupervised on the balcony. Thatâs not just a precaution for destructive powers, but if Alice seizes control of his body while his attentionâs not all there and gets into trouble, well⌠Imagine if he careened into a wall and died from kinetic energy. Not good.
Scott shrugs. So together, spaced apart, they wait the minutes out on a little balcony in a little corner of a little city underground, way out here at the edge of the world. Or what may as well be, anyway. Pearl, knowing how much he loves to talk, expects that Scott will spill his thoughts eventually. He mostly doesnât. After a while, he just asks if he can hug her again. She allows it. He squeezes her tight. Theyâve got their collision back enough to feel it. Then he wipes his face and says if she gives him a couple more minutes, heâll fix the door.
Pearl, maybe against her better judgment, carefully gives him alone time after that. She stays in the living room, though, until Scottâs ready to come back in. He waves his hand, rainbow sparkles glittering, and hands her a brand new key. Locks are changed. She thanks him and says she plans to tell Martyn off. Scott grumbles that she can absolutely report him for this because he had no business barging in if he wasnât hunting and Pearl assures him that sheâll catch him sometime and talk about it privately. She likes to think he had good reason. He probably didnât. Martyn doesnât always think before he goes out wandering.
âWhyyyyy did he have a key?â Scott asks, trying a little too hard to sound casual about it. Pearl shrugs. She could lie to him, or she could be honest and it might be exactly what he needs to snap him out of allay brain (Itâs impossible not to notice how he follows her, always staying a little behind and to one side).
âGave it to him mid-Double Life for co-spawn roleplay.â
Scott freezes. Oh, yeah? Pearl turns on her heels, hands to hips. Her wings flap out to either side. âDonât ask if you donât want the answer, silly!â
He looks at her. He just⌠And she can see him rewiring his brain. The version of her his allay mind painted on a pedestal. The who she is doesnât fit with who he thought he was doing favors for. He should drop it (Whyâs he think he can ask?) but he says, âWhat?â
âCo-spawn roleplay. Came over and palled around; we pretended he sired my spark. Whatâs not to get? You and Cleo left us out in the cold, dude; we were lonely between sessions. Itâs a long time to wallow.â
He looks very fidgety now, so Pearl changes the subject. âWanna see my cobble baby?â You can paint them any way you like, but Pearl took her time and gave hers a proper face. Scrunched up nose and little bat ears, swaddled in its wings. She keeps it in a chest for when the nurse urges hit hardest beneath the waning moon.
âNot⌠really?â He rubs behind his neck. âYouâve made your point; that wasnât my business.â
âNope,â she says, grinning back at him. He makes a face. Scott tolerates the late-night bar conversations about what it might be like to have little sparks running around, but nursehoodâs not for him. Heâs a sire if heâs either one at all. Mob allays duplicate themselves without a partner, so maybe thereâs something in his instincts that feels like itâs kind of gross. Or itâs some suppressed dragon thing. Rebellion. Who knows.
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my general opinion on what people should be "allowed" to portray and what topics they should be "allowed" to explore in fiction is that you can make whatever art with whatever themes you want but i'm also allowed to think the way you handled it was tasteless and should've been done differently. my negative opinion on your handling of sensitive topics is the price of admission for publicly showcasing your work. this is not a pro-censorship stance because i am not The Government
i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.
anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.
it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)
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Mr. Big just bought half the school because it was separated into two parcels and one of them was deemed residential.
Becky is inner turmoiling over whether it would be morally wrong to purchase the bookstore for her own personal use. She and the Narrator squabble while she points out that people can still have the library, which is free to the public. Yes, thanks to the mayor reading out poor decisions at the well-meaning instruction of Kid Math, all property is now for sale, even if someone already owns it.
Tobey leaves his giant robots parked everywhere. Menacingly.
Chuck got a cheap place across the city. By the end of the day he misses his mom and moves back in.
WordGirl just convinced the city to buy half of Mr. Big's mansion and Kid Math's about to zone it as a dump. But âď¸All parcels are priced equally now. No need to thank him; he does it for the love of the game.
He does not care about easements and will not take adverse possession into account, btw.
Hi, so "Kid Math would have zero moral issue rigging lotteries because he likes big numbers and wants them and would immediately put the money to use in the furtherance of other things that tickle the math desire in his brain" is the most in-character thing I've ever read, and also I had to draw the balance book thing immediately.
(Every purchase strategically made for perfect balance, as all things should be.)
The worst part of this post is that everything we've said is significantly less destructive than his debut episode plan to destroy the city to subtract all crime.
Obsessed with the implication that the government backed off when a superhero started messing with things, combined with my assumption that zoning property was Rex's civilian job. I can only imagine the mayor - who famously gave security guards more time off and reduced bank alarm noises upon request despite living in a crime-ridden city and would therefore presumably have no issue doing whatever adult Kid Math tells him - walking in to talk like "Isn't there anything we can do?? Don't we have laws against this??" and Rex is just sitting with his hands folded and a big smile on his face and a sign.
"Lot rezoned by superhero? Ask how this may affect your property value."
???
Profit.
As previously established, the land parcels are now equivalent price, so determining current value is a rather simple equation.