#widows alliance

The reason the Widows Alliance works so well is because Cleo is hoping no one notices she’s a sheep in wolf’s clothing, hoping no one notices that no sharp bite ever follows her bark that shakes like a bleat, and Scott is a wolf oh so proudly wearing the skin of the self-sacrificial lamb so he can be praised as noble while he claws you to pieces.

Scar: "So, I feel like Cleo is very cabincore, on a horse-" Bdubs: "Wow." Scar: "Good solid green name, very green, very earthy. If Martyn fails, you're always welcomed at the cabin, Cleo." Cleo: "I mean, I've always got widows alliance to fall back on if I need it."

the double life soulmates are objectively extremely funny. you're telling me there's 10 straight guys on this server who all got paired up with each other but the one gay man got a woman?? their entire queer population is in one extremely divorced ex-polycule

i’m rewatching scott’s double life for the first time in two years. and his first episode is The aromantic experience. everyone around you is asking if you’ve found your soulmate and you point to your best friend and say “well yeah we’re soulmates now” and they say “HA! FAKE SOULMATES!!!” and then “well i just can’t WAIT until you find your REAL soulmate, i’m having SO MUCH FUN with mine!” it’s like when someone walks up to you and tells you that someday someone will change your mind. and you watch everyone around you get happy and comfortable and settle down with one other person in a tight-knit way that you don’t understand and they’re in shock and disbelief and they stare at you weird when you point to your best friend and tell people that you live together

scott and cleo my favorite qpr ever. holding them in my hands. everyone get more obsessed with widows alliance/chosen soulmates now.