hate when people think the only archetype possible for a male sidekick to a female protagonist is a soft boi and/or himbo. like the implication there is that the only reason a man would ever defer to a woman’s authority is if he was a bumbling idiot. love male supporting characters who are smart and strong and confident and can step up when necessary but still kind and humble enough to let someone else take the lead most of the time

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.