Formula Whatever

i don't want to "choose a career" i don't want to think about "job applications" i want to be a young journalist already at the top of my profession who ignores the advice of everyone i love to go and work for a promising new labour leader and over the next decade run myself into the ground for him

"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert

i imagine that this specific podium lineup is huge for you if your name is toto wolff

Nepotism in f1 is so bad atp that we are about 10 years out from drivers marrying off their kids to each other strategically for political alliances or like race horses lineages

we use child labor here because it WORKS

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

what if we were childhood friends who grew up twenty minutes away from each other and karted together every wednesday and weekend but had some big catastrophic dramatic falling out that we kept between us after all these years despite making it to the big leagues and constant speculation and journalists asking ad nauseum. and then we drove on the same mediocre f1 team for two years but cap it off with a miraculous double podium in one of our last races as teammates. and then you tell the media how you could make a full documentary about our relationship and it’s a very special relationship and that maybe in ten, twenty years we may be able to talk things through. and then we go to a psg game together

I love this idea of "artificial racing", as opposed to, you know, naturally grown organic GMO-free racing