have we tried ignoring the dread, my liege

really love a corruption arc where the character is trying way too hard to make it work but they're in over their head and it's uncomfortable and embarrassing and they're swallowing their own puke every time they do something awful and damp with sweat and trembling but insistent that they can do this, they want it, they're not a child, but it's like they're playing dressup in clothes that are too big for them and trying to convince their own reflection in the mirror that they fit and it's just no fun to watch at all

Going to work

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

no one on ao3 is catering to my vague non-specific desires :(

no one on ao3 is catering to my vague non-specific desires :(

what doesn't kill you makes you liveblog everything

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"