having to eat food and take showers is ruining my life

when people talk bad about cargo shorts i feel so unsafe

like sorry you hate my boxy silhouette and practical pockets

sorry if i was weird last night it’s just that i’m weird pretty much every night actually

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

i have formed an opinion that isn't worth expressing

The ability to have nice conversations with strangers and especially store employees will save your everyday life from greyness

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

to me fran is a lesbian who doesn't know she's allowed to be a lesbian and bernard is a gay man who doesn't know he's allowed to be gay

i like when both people in a relationship are scared of it

even better when they are not in a relationship but you can't exactly say they are not not in a relationship

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

deadbeat dad who’s an academic: i’m just going to the stor