you can’t fix stupid

marc doesn't get hard when racing (dick too big leathers too tight) but he DOES have prostate orgasms

marc in the back of the podium car: when I was your age I had divorced your mentor twice isn’t that crazy

so true there’s a reason the livejournal fujos of the aliens era shipped everyone with cal crutchlow!

poor dani pedrosa being assigned not a huge bitch by history simply because his tantrums were slightly less dramatic than the top 3 tantrum throwers of all time

was dani like the aliens' get along penis

they’re organically recreating last year’s bez small penis discourse while pedro wants to kill himself. awesome

very chill and normal quote. ok marc thanks marc

wow watching a race nearly stress free with a tiny little marc ass cam to keep me company while he has a leisurely ride by himself in the lead. god it feels like 2025