Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
when you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee that's a moray
when society says what to do and do not that's a more
bean jar (a classic) goes like this:
When I was A young boy My father Had what he called the bean jar It was a jar of beans He said son when it’s empty You’ll see that The world will end in fire Thats what the bean jar means He said will you Induce me To hasten The pace of armageddon And catalyze our doom Because one day You’ll drive me So crazy Ill reach into the bean jar Purloin the last legume
then this one i either made up wholecloth or heard somewhere and forgot the source:
i walk a lonely road on this road i have a giant toad dont know where it goes but its only me and my giant toad
