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channeling my feelings into stamps šāāļø
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three of them
Courage, Anxiety, and Despair Watching the Battle by James Sant (ca. 1850) anyone?
stairs are so funny. falling 100 meters will kill you. solution? fall 10 centimeters a thousand times.
they invented all those neat si prefixes and people still talk like this
falling a hectometer will kill you. solution? fall a decimeter a kilotime.
Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit
The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo
Pierre Jahan, Workers at The Louvre, Paris, 1947
@copperbadge This reminds me a little of the Floor Scrapers
Oh yes, I see it! I mean they are sweeping floors, and thereās that same expression of the laborer fully physically immersed in his work. Even the lighting is at a similar angle, actually, now that I look at it.
Pretty sure I was in that gallery when I visited the Louvre ā the paintings might not be the same, but I remember the shape of the room and the alcove at the far end.

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When I was in therapist school one of my profs said, "A lot of trauma needs 10 or 20 years before it's really ready to be worked through. Maybe longer." And at the time I was like: Oh Shit. I planned to be over my trauma and all better by the time I graduated!
Anyway, that was 10 or 20 years ago and jesus fuck, she was right.
I'm breaking character here, so don't tell anyone, but it was never actually in the book. the real sentence was "Claws the size of bananas shot toward me."
and then this was the edit note:
it's just that when I saw the edit note, my first impulse was to come up with an even worse banana sentence, and........ you all saw the bloodbath that followed.
here's the final line that made it into the book:
SORRY! when I saw people getting mad, I had to double down š there was no other option
I was gonna describe Palpatineās spaces as like the bloody insides of a large beast, but the more I thought about it
ā¦Palpatineās office is a womb right? Its where Sidiousā perfect apprentice is developed. Heās nurtured in this space by Palpatine until he Anakin leaves it reborn Vader.
Like thereās really so much to say about Palpatine and yonic symbolism.
Heās also almost an anti-mother. With Anakin only knowing a motherās love, and both of his major conflicts being about saving his mother and the mother of his children, Palpatine is a perversion of both. With Palpatine eventually replacing both Shmi and PadmĆ©. Initially taking a nurturing role throughout his conflict over his mother, and eventually becoming the person Vader is most dedicated to through his conflict over PadmĆ©.
Shmiās child (Anakin) dies and is reborn Darth Vader. Idk itās just paired with the raw bloody entrance like outfit we wears. Theyāre in this red organ like office and Vader is being born through Sidious. Its almost a gory birth scene.
Then thereās like the inverse of Anakin with his mother happening in this scene. With Palpatine arriving on time.
...okay I had to read the words 'Palpatine and yonic symbolism' with my own two eyes so now you do too. I wish I could find one single thing about this to dispute but I can't.
i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what iām calling the ālittle lifeā and āwhat else?ā tests
for reference.
"When I taught creative writing at Princeton, [my students] had been told all of their lives to write what they knew. I always began the course by saying, āDonāt pay any attention to that.ā First, because you donāt know anything and second, because I donāt want to hear about your true love and your mama and your papa and your friends. Think of somebody you donāt know. What about a Mexican waitress in the Rio Grande who can barely speak English? Or what about a Grande Madame in Paris? Things way outside their camp. Imagine it, create it. Donāt record and editorialize on some event that youāve already lived through. I was always amazed at how effective that was. They were always out of the box when they were given license to imagine something wholly outside their existence. I thought it was a good training for them. Even if they ended up just writing an autobiography, at least they could relate to themselves as strangers."
-Toni Morrison in an 2014 interview with NEA Arts Magazine
"ohh my god you can't just-"
Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.
I have been alerted multiple times

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actually while iāve still got this soapbox stuck to my shoe i also wanna say i think culturally we gotta start conceptualizing physical fitness as a productive hobby rather than an obligation
itās sort of like clothes. thereās a baseline level of involvement with clothing necessary to stay safe from the elements and participate in society. having a variety of different clothing isnāt *strictly* necessary but pretty tangibly helpful. knowing how to do some minor mending and tailoring is nice. once you get into sewing your own clothes, youāre in hobby territory. if youāre making your own textiles from scratch, that is not only definitely a hobby but not something you can expect other people to want to do
the sort of nonsense fitness influencers get up to is sort of like people showing off their homemade silkworm farm and then pointing at everyone else and going āwhatās YOUR excuse for wearing a TSHIRT from the STORE???ā and actually nvm that would be fucking hilarious. god i wish that was an actual thing can you imagine
thatās what iām talking about!!!!!
this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom
āEveryone has the same 24hā yeah right buddy say that to cavefish
almost all animals have set activity and rest patterns and this guy does whatever whenever
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For anyone that might want to say this is bad to do, the strong man knew losing was a option so his feelings shouldn't be hurt and you're not going to get a lioness to do something it doesn't want to do and it apparently wanted to show up a strongman.
tug of war is enrichment for many big cats! and she is partaking in this wonderfully and making him Very Red
Eels are hilarious. Did you know we only recently found where they spawned? For literally thousands of years we've wondered. Like, ancient greeks wondered about it. Also a bunch of eels we thought were diffent species are just the same eels at different life stages but they look and act very different, lol
Ffs I didnt even say. Ok, so they live waaaay longer than anyone expected and they noodle around the Mediterranean and around England and France at various times.
On top of this they don't have sexual organs. This is the one that really fucked everyone up. The ancient Greeks said mad shit, one old timey English(?) guy spent years dissecting thousands and thousands of eels and never found their sexual organs.
Anyway, what happens is, when they're done fucking around in europe they say "right. Time for fuck!" and then fuck off out into the ocean and spend months swimming across the god damn Atlantic to over near the Americas. Then their digestive systems fully dissolve and THEN they develop sexual organs.
Why? You ask? Why do these sentient noodles swim half way accross the god damn world to fuck? Well the answer is easy really.
Pangaea.
Yea. Turns out when they first started off, all the contenants were right beside each other so it wasn't that far a trip. Over millions of years as the contenants spread out they just kinda went 'wow, it feels like this trip gets a little bit longer every time'. They weren't wrong and they sure as shit didn't stop.
So, yea, turns out that not only are the slippy guys in the Themes the same as the slippy guys the Mediterranean, but they're also statistically older than you and at the end of their life they fuck off over the ocean for about 5000 miles so they can loose their guts to grow dicks and pussys.
Eels!!
@trickstertime ??? the way this is actually all fucking ture???
This article is about Sigmund Freud's early studies of American eels.
Deadass did this before he was known as the bane of psychologists' exisitence???
Yea!! When I said they're hilarious I wasn't kidding. You should give yourself a treat by looking up some of the mad theories people had about where they came from/how they reproduced.
(Also, separate but fun in the same way, look up where they thought birds went during the winter before we learned about migration)
I have just finished reading Apparently Sir Cameron Needs To Die and it was exactly what I needed! I went in completely blind (to the point I didnāt even know it was written by a fellow tumblr user) and instantly fell in love. Iāve been struggling to find queer hero/villain books where the villain is actually villainous and not just āmisunderstoodā (lost it at Merulo saying (paraphrasing) āmad sorcerer? Iāve always been quite clear with my intentionsā).
And itās even better that the power of love doesnāt completely defang him! I was cheering the whole time for this nasty old man and his loyal beefcake.
Needless to say, Iām extremely thrilled to find out youāve got another book coming and I will be preordering
this was so nice to read!
and yes, if you like morally grey characters that are more of a dark charcoal, the spider/slug book is going to work for you

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i keep thinking that your posts about magic the gathering is some sort of paid advertising and then i remember that weāre on tumblr and literally nobody does that here
I post about magic the gathering like those people during plague times who ran up to embrace uninfected people out of spite because they didn't want to die alone.
I have done some weird trickshots, and some difficult trickshots, but that last one is the most of both Iāve ever put together!