BEHOLD MY SQUEES

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

You fool, assuming I'm a dog girl just because I'm trans. I'm a cat girl, the classic, the original. If you tell me what to do I'm gonna lay down and stare at you. If you tell me I'm a good girl my claws are going in your face

#for me film Legolas’ main character trait#is that he’s incapable of reading the room (tags via @overthinkinglotr)

At least he managed to wash himself AND his hair

if you are only a good cook if you have access to premium ingredients at whole foods or above prices then you arent really a good cook

I think about this post a lot because of the phrase "i'll cook anyone's ass under the table."

@jorality

We know who has all the brain cells

It makes the dream work

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

Minecraft wheat field so big my entire computer froze when I tried to open axiom and when minecraft proceeded to crash my computer freaked out so bad it started opening randomly recently used apps and stopped rendering several key graphics on my hotbar 🤪✌️

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

Can you imagine the lights going out and accidentally bumping into this door and hearing that shit?! My soul would vacate my body through my asshole

I am a GUEST and I do not DESERVE to use the good normal cups, I may only use the worst cup you have

Counterpoint, I am a guest and I DESIRE to use the WORST possible cup I can find that you have hidden away

My mother keeps the nicest drinking glasses in the cupboards that have the glass front panels, so that they’re easy for guests to see, and it ends up hilarious because it looks like such a Display Case for Fancy Stuff type setup that without fail, everyone she knows well enough to have visit her will go straight past the pretty drinking glasses so as not to mess them up and open the next cupboard which contains ugly mugs and weird spares and end up drinking out of like, faded Winnie the Pooh sippie cups, or the ancient soup mug that’s shaped like a rooster.

If I don't ever reblog this, someone please come check to see if I'm stuck in my coffin.