Anime Trash

we’re all boring to someone, annoying to someone, ugly to someone, but it’s not that deep

what ppl defending kids on ipads don’t seem to understand is that there are other ways to keep kids occupied. my mom had a whole bag full of little toys and games for me to play with while waiting in lines at disney world. once your kid is like 7 or 8 they can read a book. they can color. or they can literally just sit there and imagine things. i did that a lot as a kid.

thanks for putting your wrong and bad commentary in the tags where i still have to read all of it. most of what you said is untrue.

Know what's cheaper than an IPad? A fuckin etch-a-sketch, a little fidget toy, a stick.

#i’d rather he physically get sliced in half. but this is kind of nice

@wolfythewitch

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

Not having a traditional job or plans to get an education will have people asking you things like so what is the purpose of you staying alive?

Being single in your thirties gets you this too

top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

can’t wait til I’m released from captivity into the wild and immediately get carried off by an eagle

thinking about creatures.

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

AMERICA'S REAL SWEETHEART

I’ve seen some spectacular snark coming from the case of the dead CEO, but the one in response to the request for the public’s help in finding the culprit “Sorry, snitchs get stitches and that might not be covered by my insurance.” Is among the best.