Osteoptimist

jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

My robot vaccuum is dead and I'm looking for a cheap replacement and every fucking vacuum these days comes with an app. I know the high-end ones always had apps but where are my non-app vacuums. They don't need an app.

Also why is every single one of them also a mop. I've seen the combo mop ones in action before they're shit. And I have rugs.

I'm also in the market, I did consider a mop one because my cat throws up occasionally and I'd hate to have to deal with the mess of a robot vacuum running into that. But idk if I would really trust a mess like that to be cleaned without oversight, and how would they handle wet messes on rugs?

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

'marn why were you buying 25 lemonades' great question. on july 5th i am going to livestream myself and my roommates taste testing as many kinds of lemonade as we can find. we have 59 so far.