☽ I never shall be satisfied ☾

There's so much anger and cultural anxiety around women thinking that committing rape is a permanent character disqualification that they don't ever have to forgive

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

This rolled up on my dash today, the day we lost Bonnie Tyler 💜💔 and yes I know this is about Jennifer Saunders version for the film but we wouldn’t have that awesomeness if it wasn’t for the original by that small Welsh woman with the massive voice

the most problematic maiden at the joust

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

Happy 10th anniversary to Fortify

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien