idiot teenager on the internet 👍

The human looked unimpressed. "I am Moash," he said.

Closest match: Mya arenaria isolate MELC-2E11 chromosome 1 Common name: Soft-Shell Clam

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

basically bards are important in my book series, and that was inspired from the bard yaskier from the Witcher, and I feel like it was something he'd say about himself so I went with that.

Your guy's lore is hilarious btw 🤣

@seizetheday1 @commiemare @nicryukyo

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

sunshine because that's my online name, and snake because sometimes when i laugh it sounds like a snake hissing ;)

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

Honorable mention to my other common user, Sage_brush57, because I like the plant sage and the number 7. the 5 is there for fun

So yea, you'll always see me as BorealisMage/Borealis_Mage

I changed it once to ErosSurvives and then @sage0clock said something like "nooo you're my dick joke mutual" (my previous user was shiny-and-domesticated-dih after god read shinyandchromediehistoric wrong) so now sage always knows who I am.

(also yes sage that was a tag for the tag game)

@justarandomart @twoastricts @cheeto8

During covid me and my friends at the time all made up these sort of code names for each other. Most of my friends who were girls had names that are usually more ‘boy’ names and vice versa because we thought it was funnier, but somehow I still ended up with the name ‘Cheeto.’ Which is still really funny to me considering they didn’t even know i was genderqueer lol

And I have synesthesia so the number 8 is a really nice shade of blue, i think just cheeto was taken lol

I named myself Limelight after a particular user on here who had a username that was basically "colorname-lawlight". Now, I didn't know lawlight was a ship name, so I just put a color and the word light. I added "invisible" because invisiblity because is the superpower I'd probably want most.

(Also limelight is an actual word and I found it cool at the time. I still do)

Open tags + @andr3w-the-d0dgeb4ll @unguidedhand @peskyvinot @pallythesimp @bloodofaninnocentbird @kianf1sh @kewoosh @girlcreate27 @airlocksandaviaries @mayonnaise-is-overrated

i love my name so much and I've created it when i was 9 lol. i combined the first time of my irl name (i love to go by it as well so idc if tumblr knows it. its Victoria) and the last name of an animal i really liked back then. but the thing is, when i first typed it out in english i pronounced vinot as "vi-not" and at the time i Really liked the phrase "why not". i was 12 and the english language still felt like the fancy langauge of american movies (it was aesthetic), so i stuck with it. most of my platforms have that name on it, i either add song names at the end (abbriviated) or some funky words. and when i came on here i just grabbed my Twitter handle. made it in 2021 to post hermitcraft on that account so. it was all the rave back then. there were quite a few "pesky" moots of mine on there

So the name in of itself is a just referring to me making random stuff and whatever “chaos” i get into

The different spelling of chaos though is in reference to greek mythology.

Specifically the first “entity”, Khaos. Sometimes portrayed as a proper entity and other times seen more as the event, the “before” when the gods of earth and time and love hadn’t even come to be yet.

I’m really into mythology so I thought it’d be a good fit!

So the 'piine' part of my username is just because I really like pine trees, and the extra i is a holdover spelling quirk from my old username 'Dynastiies' (Although, it was Dynastiiies with three i's here, because someone stole my username, no im not salty.)

The 'Strange' part though, comes from my Persona!

He's named largely out of my feeling of being a stranger to myself sometimes! (haha...wonder why....) So when i charged usernames i wanted to tie back into him more, and since hes a tree i just said fuck it :-P

Okay, so. I was a Warriors kid way back in the day, and while I didn't have an account I haunted the Warrior Cats Forums of the time. And I mean the old forums, the ones I think you can only find via Way Back Machine now.

But, back on track, I used to spend a lot of my time finding cool warrior names and writing them down, making little catalogs of names and combos. Sharpjay comes from that, one of the many names I found while looking around the forums, and it was the one that stuck with me.

Meanwhile, the numbers are literally just the date the first Sharpjay account was made. February 2017, I believe? The plan at the time was to change the numbers with each new account, but I ended up getting attached to it as it was and sticking with it!

Fun fact! I used to go by Sanddapple, and I think if one of my friends hadn't chosen "Sandy" as their warrior name prefix I might have still been Sandy to this day. It's what finally convinced me to switch to a new username!

it doesnt have a whole lot of meaning behind it, but it started a good couple years back when my mom found a little kitten in her backyard and took it in

while trying to figure out a name for it, a friend of mine at the time suggested jokingly naming it something stupid and eventually we landed on "5 dollar buck box" — a dumb spin on a taco bell menu item — or "5dbb" for short

i eventually ended up stealing it as my username a while later except i just turned the "dollar" into "d" and its stuck ever since!!

and because of my current friends #myfriends my assigned name is buck as a result

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

basically bards are important in my book series, and that was inspired from the bard yaskier from the Witcher, and I feel like it was something he'd say about himself so I went with that.

Your guy's lore is hilarious btw 🤣

@seizetheday1 @commiemare @nicryukyo

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

sunshine because that's my online name, and snake because sometimes when i laugh it sounds like a snake hissing ;)

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

Honorable mention to my other common user, Sage_brush57, because I like the plant sage and the number 7. the 5 is there for fun

So yea, you'll always see me as BorealisMage/Borealis_Mage

I changed it once to ErosSurvives and then @sage0clock said something like "nooo you're my dick joke mutual" (my previous user was shiny-and-domesticated-dih after god read shinyandchromediehistoric wrong) so now sage always knows who I am.

(also yes sage that was a tag for the tag game)

@justarandomart @twoastricts @cheeto8

During covid me and my friends at the time all made up these sort of code names for each other. Most of my friends who were girls had names that are usually more ‘boy’ names and vice versa because we thought it was funnier, but somehow I still ended up with the name ‘Cheeto.’ Which is still really funny to me considering they didn’t even know i was genderqueer lol

And I have synesthesia so the number 8 is a really nice shade of blue, i think just cheeto was taken lol

I named myself Limelight after a particular user on here who had a username that was basically "colorname-lawlight". Now, I didn't know lawlight was a ship name, so I just put a color and the word light. I added "invisible" because invisiblity because is the superpower I'd probably want most.

(Also limelight is an actual word and I found it cool at the time. I still do)

Open tags + @andr3w-the-d0dgeb4ll @unguidedhand @peskyvinot @pallythesimp @bloodofaninnocentbird @kianf1sh @kewoosh @girlcreate27 @airlocksandaviaries @mayonnaise-is-overrated

i love my name so much and I've created it when i was 9 lol. i combined the first time of my irl name (i love to go by it as well so idc if tumblr knows it. its Victoria) and the last name of an animal i really liked back then. but the thing is, when i first typed it out in english i pronounced vinot as "vi-not" and at the time i Really liked the phrase "why not". i was 12 and the english language still felt like the fancy langauge of american movies (it was aesthetic), so i stuck with it. most of my platforms have that name on it, i either add song names at the end (abbriviated) or some funky words. and when i came on here i just grabbed my Twitter handle. made it in 2021 to post hermitcraft on that account so. it was all the rave back then. there were quite a few "pesky" moots of mine on there

So the name in of itself is a just referring to me making random stuff and whatever “chaos” i get into

The different spelling of chaos though is in reference to greek mythology.

Specifically the first “entity”, Khaos. Sometimes portrayed as a proper entity and other times seen more as the event, the “before” when the gods of earth and time and love hadn’t even come to be yet.

I’m really into mythology so I thought it’d be a good fit!

So the 'piine' part of my username is just because I really like pine trees, and the extra i is a holdover spelling quirk from my old username 'Dynastiies' (Although, it was Dynastiiies with three i's here, because someone stole my username, no im not salty.)

The 'Strange' part though, comes from my Persona!

He's named largely out of my feeling of being a stranger to myself sometimes! (haha...wonder why....) So when i charged usernames i wanted to tie back into him more, and since hes a tree i just said fuck it :-P

Okay, so. I was a Warriors kid way back in the day, and while I didn't have an account I haunted the Warrior Cats Forums of the time. And I mean the old forums, the ones I think you can only find via Way Back Machine now.

But, back on track, I used to spend a lot of my time finding cool warrior names and writing them down, making little catalogs of names and combos. Sharpjay comes from that, one of the many names I found while looking around the forums, and it was the one that stuck with me.

Meanwhile, the numbers are literally just the date the first Sharpjay account was made. February 2017, I believe? The plan at the time was to change the numbers with each new account, but I ended up getting attached to it as it was and sticking with it!

Fun fact! I used to go by Sanddapple, and I think if one of my friends hadn't chosen "Sandy" as their warrior name prefix I might have still been Sandy to this day. It's what finally convinced me to switch to a new username!

it doesnt have a whole lot of meaning behind it, but it started a good couple years back when my mom found a little kitten in her backyard and took it in

while trying to figure out a name for it, a friend of mine at the time suggested jokingly naming it something stupid and eventually we landed on "5 dollar buck box" — a dumb spin on a taco bell menu item — or "5dbb" for short

i eventually ended up stealing it as my username a while later except i just turned the "dollar" into "d" and its stuck ever since!!

and because of my current friends #myfriends my assigned name is buck as a result

Please, Jasnah’s internal radar for bs would lock in on the ‘Tamlin is a traitor and he’s fully loyal to Hybern but Rhysand should be trusted despite being by Amarantha’s side for 50 years with 0 info while Tamlin’s been with Hybern for two weeks and he’s got enough info to help take down Hybern, but he’s still bad.’ narrative so quick XD.

Kal would be like “Huh???” the moment any talk of ‘I did it to protect the innocent’ comes from any of the IC, like where was this attitude when ur high lady doomed Spring. Hoid would smh get out of there alive despite insulting everyone, their forebears, and their family jewels (please, he’s not the King’s Wit for nothing).

and the stealing from summer, the massacre of winter’s children, and then the attack on autumn during the meeting is gonna be called the f out

Like damn, girl, Tamlin might’ve wronged you (and he did do some bad stuff) but all you’ve done ain’t gon’ be justified in any way possible politically.

But the thing about it, like, Paulette takes family photos with Rufus. I feel like it's totally in character for her to be counting him as one of the three kids, right? And when the show highlights how Kyle interacts with Rufus, he's so comfortable and confident with dogs that it stands to reason he might have one of his own too, right? And if Kyle brought a dog into the relationship, and Paulette is counting Rufus as one of their kids, it stands to reason that Kyle's dog would be counted too, right? So that covers two out of the three.

I JUST

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper​ @homebeccer GET READY

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

AND 

IT’S

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.

i just think it would be hilarious if smth like that happened

reigen: omg your psychic powers are insaaaane do you wanna work for me for like 6 or 7 dollars a day

saiki: no

reigen: WAIT can we play rock paper scissors and if i win you work here for a week alright

saiki: [oh you poor clueless moron. sweet summer child. the tragedy of being so naive. i almost feel bad] alright and if i win you buy me coffee jelly

As promised here the additions for the first part of Sandra Branderson's Way of Kings (Part 1 ... yes, why only make one if you can split them, does the full hardcover copy of Brandon Sanderson's Way of Kings fit into this jacket, yes... it only shows how PROLIFIC Sandra is. All that slow burn takes up space.)  As with the other covers, the amazing text (and that first ID) is written and put into layout by the wonderful @priscellie

💙💜 on the back of the cover 💜💙 

“I’d decided I couldn’t do it, but you convinced me that truth was not as simple as I thought it. You’ve opened a box full of storms in me. I made a mistake. I’ll make more. I need you.” Jasnah took a deep breath. “Sit down.” Shallan sat.

In the cavernous halls of the Kharbranth Palaneum, where ancient secrets lie hidden among the dusty tomes, young and fiery Shallan Davar seeks more than just knowledge. Drawn by desperation to protect her crumbling house, Shallan sets her sights on the enigmatic Jasnah Kholin, sister to the king, renowned for her scholarship and infamous for her heresy and icy demeanor.

Amid sharp debates and lessons in philosophy, sparks fly in the most unexpected of ways. As the two women navigate the shadows of trust and betrayal, secrets of both heart and history are uncovered.

(Also, a bunch of sweaty, desperate, shirtless men learn how to use their spears, if you know what I mean.).

“Smart, seductive, and utterly spellbinding. Sandra Branderson’s novels are the stuff of legend!” Jordanne Roberts 

💙💜 Praise for Sandra 💜💙

“Nobody writes romance like Sandra!” Dana G. Abbledon

“In Elantris, Branderson has crafted a lush tapestry of passion, power, and romance that burns brighter than any aon.” Booklist

“Isn’t Warbreaker already a romance novel?” Some Dude on Reddit

“I have already bought 631 copies of this book based on the cover alone.” Argent

“Sandra Branderson writes all the steamy romances that Brandon can only allude to.” - io9

“ANOTHER one? Already?” Martina George

“Sandra Branderson must be stopped.” Patricia Rothfaux

“It’s possible to take a joke too far.” Neither of these collaborators at any stage of this project.

Natural Black Hair Tutorial! Usually Black hair is excluded in the hair tutorials which I have seen so I have gone through it in depth because it’s really not enough to tell someone simply, “Black hair is really curly, draw it really curly.”