Book things and fandoms

Please, Jasnah’s internal radar for bs would lock in on the ‘Tamlin is a traitor and he’s fully loyal to Hybern but Rhysand should be trusted despite being by Amarantha’s side for 50 years with 0 info while Tamlin’s been with Hybern for two weeks and he’s got enough info to help take down Hybern, but he’s still bad.’ narrative so quick XD.

Kal would be like “Huh???” the moment any talk of ‘I did it to protect the innocent’ comes from any of the IC, like where was this attitude when ur high lady doomed Spring. Hoid would smh get out of there alive despite insulting everyone, their forebears, and their family jewels (please, he’s not the King’s Wit for nothing).

and the stealing from summer, the massacre of winter’s children, and then the attack on autumn during the meeting is gonna be called the f out

Like damn, girl, Tamlin might’ve wronged you (and he did do some bad stuff) but all you’ve done ain’t gon’ be justified in any way possible politically.

Idk, something abt him coming in with what essentially looks like a younger, leaner version of him, a few other people who look like they do belong in Spring, and a human into the hl meeting seems like a funny situation.

Especially if this is the Tamlin design with antlers bcs then Eironn rlly does look like his young adult son.

imagine rhys tryna pull the stfu move on tam only to be swatted away by merlin

Imagine another highlord asking why a human is there (derogatory) and the wilders and Merlin just standing there trying not to laugh.

I am a diehard fan of Stormlight Archives, it’s my favourite, it will always be my favourite. And like most of the fandom, I am a big supporter for the vyrepyre.

Because with what Moash pulled on Kal? Yeah, that was a dick move. No one likes Moash in the canon storyline because sure, you’ve suffered, you’ve been handed the short end of the stick all your life, but that doesn’t give you the right to suicide bait your former friend with the fact that the people he cared about died, leaving him alive and alone while framing it as his failure.

And like the rest of the fandom, I agree, who would like a guy that pulls that kind of thing on his former friend? who would support him? Why would someone support him? I mean, imagine cheering for a guy who deliberately brings up the worst memories of his former friend to get him to kill himself.

Like who would even like that kind of guy?

I just remembered that in Wistoria, during the graduation celebration scene, they were wearing pointed hats with brims, y’know, the basic witch hat design yeah. They don’t don them often but those hats do exist and I don’t know where they even go but we do see mages wearing them.

But my point is, they do have hats. (I am rambling and this is unbecoming of me but those hats existed for one scene and never showed up again.)

Now I want to write a ToA x WoT crossover for funsies with Jim, Toby, Claire, and Douxie being the main ones being pulled into it (thought I wouldn't mind the entire Kids of Arcadia being there)

Like the references to Arthurian legend in both pieces of media??? The fact that only women can channel the untainted One Power in WoT but Douxie pulls up with a staff and magic untainted.

Claire's shadowmancy looking like she's sided with the Dark One but that ain't the case.

Then they get called out for it and then they go, "It's constructive criticism, writers need that.", "Why would I demand nothing but the best? You can lower your standards if you wish, but I won't.", or "You wasted 20 minutes of my time while I wrote this response."

And the fact that this dingleberry attempts to write with the grammar of some long-dead ancestor while using the biggest words possible is such a poor, poor, farce to make themselves look important.

Proper grammar and diction cannot cover up an ego that big. 😭

I finished reading the Battle at Henituse Territory before reading Iron flame. And as someone who really likes crossovers (as this sideblog's username makes clear) I kept thinking about my favourite scamming, redheaded schemer and his own battle against the Wyverns.

Master Wizard Hisirdoux Casperan in The Empyrean as a maybe crackfic

Purely because of the unfortunate coincidence that this man’s got a staff, a dragon, a blue magic signature, and an inclination for finding himself in less than feasible situations.

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“Venin can project a physical shield, launch magic in the form of fire, and change someone's gravitational force.”

Hisirdoux, with his lovingly used Tenebrius exellium and all its other versions: I can explain

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Hisirdoux, interrupting an Assembly meeting: Well personally, I think-

Ulices: Sit down, the adults are speaking. What would you know of the intricacies of war?

Douxie: I didn't spend nine centuries, of which a greater part I fought within countless wars, to be brushed off and seen as a child.

Xaden, internally because no way would he admit this to the Assembly: This is my fault, should have kicked him out long ago.

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Yeah. That’s all, maybe I’ll write it, maybe I won’t.