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Hi, I'm Nym. My pronouns are she/her and I'm queer as fuck™. Been on this hellsite (affectionate) for over a decade

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sharrrrknight

Yknow the lil fanfic trope where a character, usually non-human, purrs like a cat. In this case it would obviously be Rocky but what if it was Grace instead hear me out-

#phm #project hail mary #cool comics

justafortunateson

paralol

HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DYING THAT MUCH HAIR

HOW MUCH HAIR DYE WOULD YOU NEED

d-o-llf-a-ce

We are going to say it takes 3 containers for a foot of hair, along with the thickness of her hair. Takig in those that factor along with the fact that Rapunzel’s hair is approx. 70 feet (canonically), that makes 70 x 3 =

210

She would need 210 containers of hairdye.

themagentacolor

That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

alexandragrace

Well hair die costs $6.99 at Walmart. Let’s round that up to $7.00. So multiply 210 containers by 7 dollars and you get $1,470.

It would cost her around $1,500 to die all her hair blue

mortaljpg

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one this is great

#gotta reblog tumblr history

fictionadventurer

The Phantom of the Opera: I was born with facial deformities that are so horrific that even my own mother couldn't bear to look at me.

Me: So that's why you have to live as an outcast in the basements of the opera house?

The Phantom, who has been an admired performer, palace architect, royal executioner, and chief contractor of the opera house who is able to go out in public with no alteration to his face except a false nose and mustache: No, that's a separate choice that I've made.

#the phantom of the opera

tsuutarr

#cool comics #thought the last panel was gonna be that life finds a way quote from jurassic park lmaoo

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mintaii

coco, child of hope... 🌠 🖋️

#witch hat atelier #amazing art

josilverdragon

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

ibenology

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

fourohfourlifenotfound

serpentstones-blog1

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

serpentstones-blog1

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

lavenderprose

Ilya Rozanov can you hear me through the portal. Do you know about the Stanley Pup Ilya Rozanov. 32 puppies representing every team in the NHL. Ilya are you there.

#i will be needing fanart of this in my desk by 9am tomorrow pleaseeee #i want to see this #heated rivalry

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13eyond13

Line cook - just kind of normie / scruffy / 100% done / grumpy and workin' hard 25/7 / always snorting pixie stix and coffee to stay awake (DN's version of drinkin'/doin' drugs, ok)

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elf prince - oddly dainty, at times otherworldly/mysterious, and twinkish in build

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depressed dad - Alessandro Juliani in the english dub is mostly responsible for this vibe... plus L is one of those fairy tale dads who gets hitched to an evil stepmom (Light) who tries to ruin his kids' (Mello and Near's) lives after he dies, ok

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk @star-mum

13eyond13

@starlightinthewild 🤝

darlingofdots

okay but Shane takes a hit late in the game and doesn't return so in the post-game presser somebody (they're new, they don't know any better, they will never make this mistake again) asks Ilya "how's Hollander's head" and Ilya experiences every emotion at once as he wrestles with the lingering terror of seeing the love of his life take five seconds too long to get up (he's fine) and also the sheer delight at being offered this perfect, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on a silver platter

darlingofdots

and with absolutely heroic effort, ilya says something entirely boring and appropriate about concussions, can't be too careful but thankfully nothing to worry about this time, Hollander will be back in time to crush the Pamphlets, yada yada, because he is a good husband and respects Shane's boundaries, and then they're walking to the car to finally go home and Shane is holding an icepack and there are still a couple reporters milling about and some asshole yells "hey Hollander, you sure your head's okay?"

and Shane looks directly into their phone camera and says, "I don’t know, you'll have to ask my husband"

#10/10 post lmao i love this so much #heated rivalry

andhumanslovedstories

Some of the categories for the NYT Connections fills me with hatred and wrath. What do you mean “dog breeds with the first letter changed” i’ll kill you

andhumanslovedstories

Fury. Rage. Flames on the side of my face.

snake-eggs

“This is how these words would be related if they were different words”

#this is why I stopped doing this one #sometimes you gotta put your blood pressure first

offonaherosjourney

♪♫ Chocolate booooooobs, chocolate booooooobs. Every time I eat ice cream I end up with chocolate booooooobs ♫♪

#breaking news it happened again

drawnsnake

I cried watching Project Hail Mary btw

#phm #project hail mary #amazing art

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yaoiblackmold

I absolutely love the casting for the AOS movies because yeah Chris Pine kinda looks like a yassified Jim Kirk, and Zachary Quinto does look like a younger Spock. But then they looked at big, tall, broad shouldered, muscular action man Karl Urban and went. Yeah, I think he can play scrawny bean pole shrimp postured, looks like a light gust of wind would blow him away, Leonard McCoy. And by god, were they correct because it was like the spirit of Deforest Kelley himself possessed him to play Bones.