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Hi, I'm Nym. My pronouns are she/her and I'm queer as fuck™. Been on this hellsite (affectionate) for over a decade

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comicaurora

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

comicaurora

if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT

morganaspendragonss

will you guys cancel me if i say that queer tragedy has a place in the creative arts and shouldn’t immediately be dismissed as bury your gays

rubynye

adding @glorious-spoon 's astute tags:

#bury your gays and women in refrigerators and the black guy dies first are all about treating marginalized people like props#to further the story of the (white straight male) protagonist#that's not the same thing as a tragedy! some stories are tragedies! whose story has weight and meaning - that's the question

prokopetz

"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.

No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.

charlesoberonn

michaxl

she wears short shorts i wear pant pants

falcoknight

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Pokemon Heritage Post

#pokemon

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hiveswap

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

hiveswap

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

kowai-kabuki-tanuki

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

#me: “i mean how bad can it be?”#also me 10 seconds later: “ah so... turns out... much worse than i thought”

swinging-stars-from-satellites

and the thing about both Project Hail Mary and The Martian is that both stories are grabbing you by the shoulders, looking you in the eyes, and from behind the fourth wall Andy Weir is smiling at you saying "you are never as alone, or as far gone, as you think you are"

#phm #project hail mary

murkymtl

Mr. Grace: Alright kids! Today we’re experimenting with chemicals. Please remember that if you need to smell anything in a test tube, WAFT the sent toward you while keeping distance from the substance, we want to be safe so you don’t hurt yourselves. If any of you rascals need help with anything please let me, a responsible adult, know right away :)

Dr Ryland Grace, PhD, saving the world: Ooooo, alien box??? Made of a somehow solid gas??? This should be fine to open without any safety equipment :) Better give it a Big Ol’ Sniff! :D *nearly gives himself chemical burns in his lungs*

(I do think it’s possible that with all the memory loss, he could have just- forgotten wafting was necessary but considering he knew what all the fancy science equipment was called as soon as he emerged from the coma- I’m not putting him above ignoring safety rules)

#i loved this bit! he was so exited to have a package from an alien civilization on his hands he forgot basic precautions #even if rocky's atmosphere had not been ammonia and had been oxygen or something harmless or odorless...#i like to believe that two seconds later grace would have been like OH NO UNKNOWN ALIEN ATMOSPHERE MOST CERTAINLY FULL OF ALIEN BACTERIA #phm #project hail mary

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omegas-reincarnation

I will never get over the fact that project hail mary is a story about a guy who goes from having no one - no family, no close friends, no one he has to tell when he gets forced onto an aircraft carrier in the middle of the ocean for several years, no one to mourn him when he is forced into a suicide mission, and perhaps most significantly, no one he is prepared to die for, to having one person who he is prepared to die for again and again and again.

You had to go lightyears across space to a different solar system and learn a new language you can't even speak unaided to find the platonic love of your life but when you did you burnt and starved and hurt for them without hesitation. Ryland Grace saves the world, but more importantly, he finds something bigger than himself to believe in and it's loving a lil alien crab dude.

Wonderful.

#phm #project hail mary

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justgarb

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed

torchickentacos

Prev tags via @lostlegendaerie because I am LOSING IT at this

dykeofthedirt

Found family? No I stole them fair and square

#leverage #white collar

princessofcairhien

it will always be a banger when fitz simply chooses not to tell you how he feels about something gay. oh the fool kissed him? surprising! anyway. oh does he want the fool to keep the earring he gave him for his wife? yeah he did. anyway. oh the fool just said ily for a joke and fitz froze. why was that an effective bit? why did fitz do that? Idk. let's all stay up recognising and rejecting a truth we do not wish to understand tonight.

I do think it's fascinating how he is cagey about the fool even from the start. like maybe I just wasn't as hyperaware of their dynamic then but you almost don't realise they are becoming close friends until they are in farseer and it makes you like? why weren't you telling me about the fact you guys like. clearly kind of hang out. and you think he's really funny and are very fond of him. until you're telling chade. it's just always and forever a relationship fitz will not be telling you quite as much about. and it's so interesting.

princessofcairhien

i also just think like. as an angle 'fitz will not acknowledge that the fool is in love with him because that would make it Real, and he continues this even when it is unavoidable' is like. i just think him being more normal about it or even homophobic in a different way would have been less gay. like maybe if you could bear to mention homosexual desires in your internal monologue without feeling they'd then become Real i'd believe u didn't have them

#realm of the elderlings #rote

tomfoolerytotality

Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring

It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song

stevishabitat

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