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Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower
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they’re? just? sitting there ???
it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear
Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:
*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”
Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.
I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.
catfish
Twirl~~~
A part from False's latest ep I really liked, the free cam is cute and satisfying and also the whole episode is super fun with the prank! 👀 Go give it a watch! :D

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I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual
It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders.
“I cast Iron Gate!”
As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids
Blessed adoption idea.
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It's almost 5 am. I am still on the couch.
Me literallt right now...
revenge bedtime procrastination at it again
Does a Pearl this powerful in a coat justify me breaking this image first out again?
Source: oli's instapic

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My gender is Homosexula
And they’re all Vlad
oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon
OP you're wrong. Duck, duck is the most perfect name for a goose, ever.
oh rendog....... calling another man hot....
Transcript:
Ren: I thought— and look. Look. Look. I thought that Jax, the lead character, was like, one of the hottest men ever. [Laughs] Look! I was just admiring his handsomeness! A man can admire another man's handsomeness! I was like, "Man, this dude is handsome". He had like a— he had the beard, he had like the little pointy beard thing, he had the ponytail, I was like, "Bro, I'm being that guy. I'm gonna be that guy." I was very single at the time, okay? I was trying to figure out some plan. I was trying to figure out a plan to catch a girl, y'know, I was like, "If I looked like Jax from Sons of Anarchy, boom!" [He claps his hands] Instant girlfriend!
[In-game chat from Doc: "didn't you also have one of those leather jackets?"]
Ren: I did have a leather jacket, yes. I did. I still have that leather jacket in fact. Didn't get the girlfriend, by the way.
some redraws- I mean rebuilds!
(top pearl has stilts)
Cleo: [Wednesday 27 May, before TwitchCon Rotterdam] will be my travel day and I get in at 8pm. So I will probably try and find False or Ren and go out for dinner, once I get to the hotel, or have food, or something
Joe: Are you guys gonna clothes shopping?
Cleo: Not again
Joe: Oh did you guys go clothes shopping in Seattle [after Gamers For Giving 2026]? 'Cause they were talking about it non-stop at that lunch
Cleo: Yeah, we went - (laughs) We dressed up Ren (laughs)
Joe: Did it actually go well?
Cleo: Yeah! He basically fought us on every turn - well, "us" - I was there playing devil's advocate. He fought False on every turn and then really liked what was picked out for him
Joe: Okay. (overlapping) That's fun
Cleo: I don't know. We got him new shoes, he got a leather jacket, he got - (laughs) He got a shirt with a t-shirt. Like, it was nice, it had like - you know how I am about buttons - it had buttons. But it was like -
Joe: Yeah. But you put up with it. You were like, "these are acceptable buttons"
Cleo: No, they weren't. They were awful buttons but, they can be removed. And probably arguably should be. And we took him to a shoe shop, where he got green shoes, for the first time in his life. And he looked pretty snazzy! And everyone noticed the difference! Because Ren wears blue, exclusively

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They’re trying to communicate to him telepathically
Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”
“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”
“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”
“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”
“WHY QUESTION???”
To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.
“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”
“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”
“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”
“WHY QUESTION?????”
Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.
Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.