Even The Mona Lisa Is Falling Apart

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

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wishing all people who constantly make “jokes” about hating men and men being disgusting etc. a very please fucking THINK about what you are doing and how you are harming the world at large

I thought about it and decided it’s fine

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

ya actually those arent typos i just spell words however i want to

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

the last sentence of my thesis

Been feeling a bit hopeless of late. Wasn't expecting to stumble across a quote that would fundamentally alter my perspective and make me cry during my lunch break but here we are

This is an excellent sentiment.

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

fucking Texas? Texas disagrees with ICE??? Dallas Texas?

Texas...cops....just said fuck you to ice and trump.

????? march ?????? again ??????

When you're tired of being in the army

Happy March 4th, the date that’s also a command