YOUNG AND A MENACE

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

*"He tastes like you, only sweeter" intensifies*

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

full offense but like…. ladies and gentlemen…. this is mambo number 5

The artist is luo li rong

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

“Dork ass losers”

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

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I just want someone to cuddle with. Someone who will be open and honest with me, who will travel with me and push me and most importantly, someone who has listened to every track off of the RM mixtape because if they haven’t what’s the frICKIN POINT

@killzombieseatbacon

Lol takin out the whole team