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Obligatory Introduction Post
Honestly I put off making this for a while cause I wanted to make it 'aesthetic'. If this is your first impression of me, don't expect most of my other posts to look like this. Anyways let's get this show started.
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imagine if odysseus came back to penelope but brought with him a never before known creature that he has an unhealthy codepency with but the creature was also the one to give up trying to return to its home in favor of saving odysseus. and the creature cant get on land or it dies immediately.
Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
“And if you’ll give me 40% of the MOST POPULAR VOTE, I’ll give you my SPECIAL REWARD... A year’s supply of NON-GLOOBY SLIME!!! Never or BARELY used!!!” Tenna concluded his speech with a huge smile, jetting his hands up in double peace signs.
The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.
Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.
He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.
“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”
The crowd murmured with embarrassment.
“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.
“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.
“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”
Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”
--
Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.
“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”
Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.
“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”
THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.
“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.
Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.
“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”
Laios and Marcille held their breath.
“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”
Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.
Everyone turned to him.
Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.
“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.
“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.
--
Meanwhile, in outer space somewhere, some guy was making out with a rock.
I am beyond conflicted.
On one hand, Grace lost Tumblr Sexyman for 2026 after making it so far
On the other hand, Toby Fox, creator of Undertale and Deltarune, came out of the wood works shipping grocky.
Next time transphobes call trans healthcare "experimental" you can show them this
penicillin was first discovered in 1928; vaginoplasty is less experimental
ibuprofen was first discovered in 1961; phalloplasty and HRT are less experimental
Adderall was first applied as an ADHD treatment in 1994; puberty blockers are less experimental
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
GUYS
GUYS WHY ARE WE LOSING
COME ON PEOPLE, VOTE IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY
VOTE RYLAND GRACE
Eva Stratt for tumblr sexywoman 2027
ATTENTION ALL PHM/GOSLING VERSE LOVERS!!!!
Ryland Grace is in the Tumblr Sexyman finals against Senshi and Tenna. Our space captain will rise. Ryland will not go down to a fraud TV and a black-haired Gimli rip-off. SO, PROPAGANDA!!!!!!
Ryland Grace is a TROOPER. He is a science teacher who doesn't even own a car, yet he learns how to survive in space, fly a spacecraft without proper training, interact with aliens, SAVE EARTH AND ERID, and so much more on his own.
Grace is one of/if not THE best aroace representation we've got in a minute. I personally the rare chance where there's a movie where there isn't any romance and just FIRE bromance all around. Plus, he actually help me figure out that I'm Aceflux, so shoutout.
He's just a lovable guy! He's a bit awkward, but he's compassionate, caring, thinks of others, perfect husband material, and a sarcastic little treasure.
All of the amazing Ships/AU's we've gotten because of him. Coltland, Coltland Gentry, Bloodymary, Strattland, Starstruck, Grocky, Grockdrian, need I go on?
He is played by the AMAZING Ryan Gosling, (in my opinion) one of the best actors we have right now. Ryan has some of the best acting range I've seen in a while, with every character he played being completely their own. Not to mention that he's funny, unproblematic, a wife guy and girl dad, and "Literally Me."
IT'S FREAKING PROJECT HAIL MARY!!!!! PHM is the best new movie I've seen in a LONG TIME. The plot, the characters, cinematography, music, humor, every little bit of that movie was sucked into my soul like a vampire. I LOVE this movie, and the book too. It's a very great adaptation.
HE'S A FUCKING BEAST. He tied with Stan (Last year's winner btw) and won against Ford, THOSE TWO ARE FUCKING TITANS!!!
TLDR: Ryland Grace is amazing and we need him to get the proper justice he deserves by him WINNING Tumblr Sexyman 2026.
VOTE RYLAND GRACE
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I DIDN'T CONSIDER THAT WE'D BE UP AGAINST TENNA
Nevertheless
VOTE RYLAND GRACE, BEAT THE STEREOTYPES
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
THIS IS THE HOME STRETCH
VOTE NOW TO GET RYLAND GRACE INTO THE FINALS
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
TWO DAYS LEFT PEOPLE
VOTE FOR THE MAN OF THE PEOPLE
VOTE DOCTOR RYLAND GRACE FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026
put rocky in your portable earth thinking machine here!!!
Voting for Ryland Grace is voting for the people.
Ryland Grace is the common man. He could be you, he could be me, he could be any of us!
A vote for Doctor Ryland Grace is a vote for the cowards! For the teachers! For the rejected! It's vote towards a sunnier future!
Grace stood for all of humanity. He died for humanity. He lived for humanity! He believed in science for all, that science is meant to help and save us all!
He is the brave coward. He is the sun. He is hope incarnate.
Let him go down in Tumblr history
Additionally,
Will you not vote for the aroace man?
Will you not vote for him, and in turn, support his queer platonic polyamorous marriage to alien space rocks?
Finally... I mean look at him
It's Ryan Gosling's body with the eyes of a sad puppy in science pun shirts and glasses.... No shit he's hot
VOTE FOR THE MAN OF THE PEOPLE
VOTE GRACE
Please consider this my official propaganda for Ryland Grace as Tumblr Sexyman for the yera 2026 @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
You already know what Im gonna say...
VOTE DOCTOR RYLAND GRACE!!! THE MAN OF THE PEOPLE!!!
We survived one Pines BROTHER. WE CAN SURVIVE ANOTHER ONE
I know I'm 10 years late but I'm playing undertale for the first time and it's such... A Unique experience
I recognize some characters and places and music and mechanics so well, and others a weird memory despite never having played it before. I underestimated how much undertale had integrated itself into modern media, while some parts of it are basically never mentioned.
This is a really convoluted way of saying pacifist running Muffet was such a pain, it genuinely took less time to go back to the wetlands, find Temmie Village grind for money and go back up to buy the stupid expensive spider pastry than try to fight her
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
reblogging this a third time i think cause there's only 6 hours left for this pole
VOTE DOCTOR RYLAND GRACE!!!
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
