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my klance college au comic! with them just being goofy (and best buds!) (i hope this format is good enough to see properly- and that you can read my handwriting;;;)

#klance #lance #voltron lance #lance mcclain #voltron keith #keith kogane #keith #vld ketih #vld lance #vld laith #laith #voltron laith #LaKe

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#not my art #voltron #voltron keith #voltron lance #lance #lance mcclain #keith kogane #vld ketih #vld lance #vld #keith

nerdydeercomputer

Fairy tail ships at the mall

Nalu

Lucy:okay, so the map says the arcade is here and the-

Natsu: whats that big square?

Lucy: oh its nothi-

Natsu: what is it?

Lucy: it’s the food court okay!!! but we can’t go there it’s ten in the morning

Natsu:*runs at lightening speed *

Lucy: kill me and burn my wallet

Jerza

Jellal: oh hey! look at this dress it’ll be cute on you

Erza: *wearing a jedi robe*

look i bought this

Jellal: why am i not surprised ?

Erza: and one for you too

Jellal: how kind of you

Gruvia

Gruvia:* walking *

Juvia: *looks at jewelry store and sees a ring *

*Looks at gray*

Gray: I’m gonna pretend i didn’t see you do that

Gale

Levy: *sees bookstore*

omigoshomigoshomigoshomigosh

Gajeel: shrimp no

Levy: I have to go there

Gajeel: 50% of your books are at your house and yet you have no room in there. oh, and did I mention the rest are at my house?

Levy: *puppy dog eyes*

But can we go there?

Gajeel:*blushes*

F-fine

#jerza #nalu #gale #gruvia #fairy tail #natsu dragneel #lucy heartfilia #erza titania #jellal fernandes #Juvia Lockser #gray fullbuster #gajeel redfox #levy mcgarden

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feeling like summer

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#yuri!!! on ice

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♡

#Haikyuu!!#not my art #cute

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Small Yuuri and Vicchan doodle <3

#so cute #yuri on ice #yuuri katsuki

wangji--xiong

Yuri on ice is a heaven for me. Seriously. All these years I’ve seen my OTP’s dancing around each other, or not being Canon. Drarry. But hinny had to be canon. Johnlock. But John married Mary and had a baby. Pokeshipping . Eh. They destroyed it when Serena kissed Ash. Reigissa. Nothing happened. MakoHaru. Again nothing happened.

But then, there is victuuri.

Slept in bed together. Check

Close proximity. Check.

Gay. Check

Shared engagement rings. Change my mind. Check

Kissed. Check

Pole dancing. Check

Stripping. Check

Seducing. Check Viktor whistled when Yuri performed on Eros. Tell me otherwise. He was perfectly seduced my Yuri’s Eros.and don’t forget Yuri

Duet skating. Check

And then there is otayuri too. Where from being just friend they jumped to;

Let me rip off your glove from my mouth.

And after all this, even though it is satisfying, it has left me in a complete mess.

#yuri on ice #victuuri #otayuri #welcome to the madness

obesessive-fangirl

AU period

Can we have one day when like two people who both turn like 18 at the same time switch gender’s and have the guys experience a period for the first time. After the cycle is over then they switch back. Just imagine guys finally experiencing cramps and understanding that no we are not over exaggerating yes they fucking hurt.

#yes please #i need this #and like they have to deal with boobs also

sleepieboy-blog

YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME LIKE SERIOUSLY LIGHT ALWAYS IS LIKE “WHY DO PEOPLE SUSPECT ME”

MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE YOU STARE AT THEM LIKE THIS LIGHT

I MEAN MAYBE

#death note #really though #light no

obesessive-fangirl

Night Activities

I don’t know if someone has already done this and sorry if you have. What if Aliens like don’t get nightmares and like humans sometimes scream in their sleep and they wake up in a cold sweat. Like and sometimes people don’t want to sleep because they are afraid that they will have nightmares. Also when people talk in their sleep or sleepwalk.

*BANG*

Kritchlyi aroused from their reenergizing cycle at the loud sound. They traveled over to where they believed the sound had come from. When they reached the spot they saw a strange sight.

“Human Teresa what are you doing, it is not yet a completed energizing cycle” Kritchlyi voiced in surprise at the sight of the small human. The human was still wearing their “night” clothing items and had not yet put on the uniform for the day.

Kritchlyi looked around for what might have caused the sound and they saw that a shelf of scrolls written on the habits of “dolphins” had fallen.

“Are you looking for information?” Kritchlyi asked human Teresa who had still not responded to the previous question.

Human Teresa turned around quickly their bright pink hair covered feet could not find traction on the sleek floor and they fell over with a loud bang.

Kritchlyi rushed forwards in surprise.

“HUMAN TERESA!” they yelped concerned for the health of the small lovable human

Human Teresa sat up and rubbed their small head.

“What happened, how did I get here?” They asked confused.

“What has happened why can you not remember the reason you entered this room?” Kritchlyi asked in shock, “Have you gotten a ‘concussion’“

Human Teresa’s lips curled downwards,”That’s weird”

“Must I retrieve the nurse?” Kritchlyi asked concerned

Suddenly Human Teresa began to release a series of heavy pants and strange squeaking noises. Kritchlyi believed the humans called this laughing.

“What amuses you?” they asked confused.

“Oh, nothing…sorry I woke you I was just sleepwalking…I haven’t slept walked in years” Human Teresa replied.

“What is “Sleep Walking”?“ Kritchlyi asked

“Oh, sleepwalking is when someone walks or performs other complex behaviors while asleep” Human Teresa responded.

“Is it safe?” Kritchlyi asked

Human Teresa shrugged, “I mean yeah but as long as they don’t find anything dangerous while they are doing it”

Kritchlyi stared at her

“Good night then” Human Teresa stated as a conclusion to the sentence and began walking away.

“Human’s are strange” Kritchlyi stated as they watched Human Teresa walked back to their room.

#humans are weird #interesting #night shit #idk

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Things Said In My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.9

Lucy: Are you calling me fat?

Natsu: What!? Of course not baby! Im just saying you're bigger than most!

Lucy:....

____

* So Wendy Had To Ask Out Levy For Gajeel*

Wendy: Hey Levy!

Levy: Hey Wendy!

Wendy: *stands up tall* Umm.. *clears throat and reads smudged writing on her hands while giving Levy some flowers*

Will you Levy, like to go on and?mate? with me? - Love Gajeel.

Levy: o.o

____

Gray: *muffled* LOSERS SAYS WHAT.

*Silence*

Gajeel: you're the only one who said

___

Natsu: Do you think if I put my foot underneath a slow moving car it would still hurt?

Gray: Okay man, we love you but that's the most stupidest question you've ever asked.

___

*At The Waterpark, it's a slide where you get dropped down*

*Announcer* 5

Gajeel: im regreting this

*4*

Natsu: Um no..*looks down at platform which shows a drop * oh hell no.

*3*

Gray: AHAHAHAHAHAHA *nearly crying*

*2*

Erza: So this justs drops us down or?

*1*

Wendy: AHAHA I AM RE-- *platform opens* NO I WAS NOT READY!!

Gray: NO NO NO NO N O NO *platform opens* WHAT THE FUCCKKK

Natsu: *has been screaming before the platform opened*

Gajeel: I bet it's not even that ba-- *screams*

Erza: *literally the only one cheering*

___

Lucy: Natsu look!! Lets go in the tidal wave pool!

Natsu: nO.

Lucy: but it's just like the beach.

Natsu: No.

Lucy: *drags him inside*

___

Juvia: make sure you put on sunscreen Gray.

Gray: Pfft what am i? 12?

Juvia: Probably.

*Few hours later*

Erza: Hey we're back how

Was the ri--- *sees a sunburned Gray* *bursts out laughing*

Gray: i look like a freaking heavy built strawberry.

Wendy: okay whatever helps you sleep at night.

Gajeel: *pats his back* it's okay it'll be oka--

Gray: *shriekS*

___

Natsu: Wendy nO.

Wendy: but you literally just sit down and the river takes you around the park.

Natsu: THAT'S TERRIFYING.

Wendy: you move at only 3 miles per hour!!

Natsu: Slow Painful Death. No thanks.

Wendy: ITS CALLED THE LAZY RIVER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

___

*Squishy Noises*

Gray: what is th--*looks At Gajeel wearing socks*

Natsu: are you wearing...

Gajeel: Socks? Yes.

Wendy: why...

Gajeel: why not?

Gray: WHO WEARS SOCKS TO A WATERPARK?

Natsu: and they're wet that triggers me.

___

Levy: Gajeel just take the socks off.

Gajeel: No.

Levy: you've been disowned by your family.

Gajeel: and?

Levy: ....

___

Gray: Im hungry..

Erza: Hi Hungry im Erza

Natsu: No pls not the dad/mom jokes.

___

Erza: do i know you?

Bisca: Maybe?

Erza: ive seen you somewhere and i know it.

Bisca: erza im your cousin. ._.

Erza: no thats not it...wait are you that girl from the strip club?

Wendy: WAIT WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT A STRIP CLUB?

Erza: ...>.> what were YOU doing at a strip club?

Wendy: what

Erza: what.

Bisca: what...

____

PT. 10 GUYS?

Natsu tried burning Gajeel's socks when we got home but got in trouble for burning the curtains

Things Said in My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.3

Natsu: *snickering*

Gajeel: Wow....

Gray: What?

Gajeel: Your underwear..

Gray: What about them?

Gajeel: WHAT STRAIGHT MAN WEARS RAINBOW COLORED UNDERWEAR.

Gray: THIS IS MY LAST PAIR, AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU. I AM NOT GAY.

Erza: Nooo you are as straight as curly french fries.

___

*When Wendy Was A Baby*

Natsu: I think she's pooped...

Gajeel: No shit sherlock. *covers nose*

Gray: Who's gonna change her?

Natsu: I know who! Gray hold her for a sec! *gives Wendy to Gray

Gray: Alright! *holds Wendy*

*Gajeel and Natsu Leave*

Gray: Wait...

Gray: ....

Gray: Fuck you guys

_____

Erza: What are you doing under the table Wendy? And where is Gajeel, Gray, and Natsu?

Wendy: We were playing hide n seek. :D

Wendy: ...two hours ago

____

Gray: I feel like we're forgetting something.

Natsu: Yeah me too.

Gajeel: O-oh crap!! WENDY.

Natsu: We're fucked. And it's all your fault Gray!!

Gray: ME?! WHAT DID I DO?!

___

Erza: Guys meet Jellal, we're going on a date so dont expect us to be back anytime soon. See yaa *leaves*

Jellal: Hey--*gets pulled*

Natsu: *marks another tally*

Gajeel: What are you doing?

Natsu: marking another one of her unsuccessful dates

______

Natsu: .....

Gajeel: *stuck in a catbox* help me..

Natsu: ...how..

____

*Wendy, Natsu, and Gray Playing Minecraft*

Gajeel: Who the hell still plays minecraft?

Natsu: I DO FUCKER.

Gray: GOT A PROBLEM?

Gajeel: YES I DO GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM. YA'LL DIDNT INVITE.

Wendy: See i told you guys.

____

Laxus: All of you are gay.

Natsu: No laxus, Gray is.

Gray: I AM NOT, SHUT THE HELL UP NATSU.

____

*door rings*

Gajeel: I GOT IT. *opens it to Juvia*

GRAY IT'S THAT GIRL YOU SECRETLY EARN FOR AT NIGHT.

Gray: shUT UP GAJEEL.

_____

*door rings*

Gray: I GOT IT. *opens it to Levy*

GAJEEL, THAT GIRL YOU CALL SHORT BUT LIKE HER IS HERE.

Gajeel: Shut up Gray!

____

*at a store*

Natsu: Guys calm down. As long as we dont lose Erza we're fine.

*cue the losing erza*

Natsu: FUCK.

____

Erza: *laughs insanely in the car* free ahahahahah im free..

Wendy: im still here you know..

Erza: FUCK.

____

Natsu: GUYS, LUCY SHE IS--

Gray: if you say pregnant ill fucking murder you.

Erza: We already have Gajeel as the cry baby.

Gajeel: Yeah!-- WAIT. FUCK OFF.

Natsu: I was gonna say she's out of town with her family and I miss her T_T

Gray: hmm erza, maybe it's a tie between Natsu and Gajeel.

____

Cobra: *sitting on the couch*

Everyone: COBRAAAA *going in for a hug*

Cobra: if any of you touch me ill leave.

Everyone: *steps away*

Wendy: COBRA!! *hugs him*

Cobra: *hugs back* Hey shorty.

Natsu: WHAT.

Gajeel: HOW RUDE.

Gray: NO FAIIRRRR.

____

Natsu: I have a pen.

Gajeel: Natsu no...

Gray: I have an apple.

Gajeel: gray no...

Both: UH APPLE-PEN

Gajeel: Jesus christ.

____

*At An Amusement Park*

Erza: Okay Wendy and Natsu are partners.

Natsu: *mutters under breath* thank god. *he doesnt like rollercoasters*

*later on a ride*

Wendy: Natsu let's go on the one that drops!!

Natsu: O-okay! *is terrified*

Wendy: Hurry up Natsu! *pats a seat for him*

Natsu: Im going im going! *sits down and straps self*

Wendy: *ditches Natsu last minute*

Natsu: SCREW YOU WEN--*gets lifted up*

Gray: Wendy you're pure evil.

Wendy: I know

Gajeel: i feel proud

Wendy: You should be.

*insert Natsu's girly screams*

____

Here is part 3, ya'll really seemed to love them.

Part 4?

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Nalu + Gruvia ae ♥

yuuba

Natsu as parent

btw they are wearing a happy shirt

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title: assembly required

rating: t

ship: nalu

summary: “natsu you fuck, I sent you to build a wardrobe not marry my fucking sister” - they probably have the movie rights to this one

notes: AHHH @rivendell101 I’M SO SORRY THIS TOOK ME FIFTEEN YEARS TO DO alisha won second place (1.5K words) in my 2.2K follower giveaway and requested a nalu soulmate au involving writing on their person and while I had one written and ready to go like two weeks ago I went to IKEA and bought a wardrobe and while I was dismantling the stupid thing for the second time I had an idea and rewrote it. this went over 1.5K words but oh well lmao

notes p2: ok so in this au you’re born with half a word on your wrist, and your soulmate has the other half. the word isn’t necessarily the first word your soulmate says to you, and you’ll know it’s them because it will flash a colour when one of you says it.

From: Sparkypire

Time: 8:47 AM

Natsu(5) + {[Any situation(the amount of people)(proximity to Gray Fullbuster(5) OR Gajeel Redfox(3))] - Presence of Erza Scarlet(2)} + Access to pyrotechnics of any sort + Access to his phone = total level of destruction possible, plus-or-minus 2.

To: Sparkypire

Time: 8:48 AM

What the fuck?

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↪ Favorite Lucy hairstyles!

#lucy heartfilia #fairytail

garnetquyen

I did say I wasn’t done with Viktuuri BATB AU. didn’t I? Haha I actually had this thing laying around in my WIP folder, but only get around to finish it now ;;;7;;;.

I went back on the pic I did and drew my take on their first meeting, and knowing Viktor, even if there was no reason to stay he’d still insist on staying anyway LMFAO!! I mean, who wouldn’t want to??! When you can pet this fluffy version of Yuuri all day!!… Ivolunteerastributecough *///q///*/ <33

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