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I can't describe it this just overwhelms me I can't stop watching

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tamamoland-of-destinys-demise

quicksaves in front of you and doesnt even do anything its just to make you nervous

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

allthingslinguistic

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karnalesbian

why dont we ever talk about the strong as fuck nice mummy?? it's friendly. it's so fucking friendly and chill with it

chickenfarmersan

yougottabeniceforwhat

desiccantdonoteat

needlepointcursewords

notsoterriblymisanthropic

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

bogleech

New reaction meme just dropped

alyssadrawing

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

flightyfinch

i think about this post at least once a week

gothicprep

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

orcarriagesthatwork

I think about this cake every day

tizzymcwizzy

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

microsuedemouse

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

helenarth

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

itseasytoremember

I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts

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cheerfullycatholic

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

tothechaos

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

mumblesplash

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

mumblesplash

so true there could be any number of undiscovered species down there all of which are none of my business and never will be. peace and love on (the surface of) planet earth 💕

minna-nakayoku

i too hungry the. icecream

minna-nakayoku

HAHSTAG MUTT HASHTAG DUMB MUTT ?

feralho3

Please don’t kill

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rathayibacter

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

7dmom

Some fake things that aren't real are low key really importsnt

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