for we are young and queer

one thing i love about dan is no matter how many bizarre children he adopts or births with phil (dil, the announcement moose, the pheal, the phan dragon, norman, us) he refuses to claim any responsibility for the pig. that is phil’s bastard affair baby and he wants nothing to do with it

Ah yes, the Run Away with Me music video, aka, everyone involved trying to get you to fall madly in love with Kim Whalen

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

stabbing that many fries lengthwise for the bit is honestly the real craft this video should have showed us

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic