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tit was one million years and also last week

12 year old dan stealing and then reverse stealing a gumball from the corner shop is my favourite anecdote of all time. so so dear to me

can they announce its a damn tour already like we know its a tour but im so impatient and i need to know dates and prices and most importantly whether we’re getting preshows and we better be getting fucking preshows

can they stop uploading the pod video early when im on my way back from work please

sick that we waited for a post telling us to wait for something else

signing up to phan mission control via all three of instagram, text and email as if there’s any chance im missing the announcement anyway when im chronically online

scrolling back from my instagram dms from dan howell himself and realizing the phagenda was almost two years ago out by like two days so the timing very much says tour…