🌈 King of Thyme

it cracks me up when doctor who fans get mad about stupid gags that invoke Lore and then piss on it. "they made the doctor's sonic screwdriver into sunglasses!" "they made the brigadier a cyberman!" "they made the statue of liberty a weeping angel!" genuinely what are you getting mad about? this is not a serious show and you are not serious people

elementary may have been copaganda but they were really onto something with their version of holmes he's autistic. he's a sub. he's canonically into bondage. he's a recovering addict. he keeps bees. he's tattooed AND hairy. his posture is insane. he texts in a near-undecipherable string of abbreviations and acronyms. he's the most irritating man in new york city. he's even aromantic

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

Those are the painters, cursed by God for their incompetence

i support women's wrongs

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

The problem is the insane bisexuals are not interested in commercializing. They write for free and publish their works on AO3.

read the everlasting