buster machine e

an angel, a symbol of goodness, travels from the future to kill a boy who has done nothing wrong, because he is blamed by society for causing all girls to stop aging while in a child state. he is presented as the Ultimate Pedophile, the person who creates a world of forced lolicon, even though he again, hasnt done anything wrong in the present day. he is abused and killed ultraviolently over and over again, while showing no indication that he is even remotely interested in acting out this future.

this lowbrow joke story that self indulges in loli and poop jokes is completely uninterested in investigating the truth of dokuro and the other angels' claims, because it's supposed to be funny that the incongruity applies. isnt it silly to pedojacket a child with no agency in his story? after all, the story itself exists in a space that only half jokingly finds children attractive itself.

so he becomes a different person. an intelligent person who benefits society greatly with a groundbreaking invention, but a hated person who supposedly forces their sexuality onto everyone. would she do that? it doesnt seem like it. maybe the sexual harassment and physical assault she experienced as a child changed her, or maybe she was blamed for something she never did. because of course. she was "male socialized", abused the way boys are, and then turned into an enemy in the eyes of even heaven itself.

DG: with chris pratt voicing shiek

DG: its going to have amiibo armor and the gerudo are going to be more racist

DG: has an ai ocarina engine that virtually generates the instrument based on your playing habits and 486,000 hours of professional recorded woodwind footage

DG: nintendo agents raid the houses of everyone who has ever contributed to ship of harkinien four months before the game comes out, kidnapping them and their families and shipping (of harkinianing) them all to a labor camp for crafting the new premium line of amiibos by hand.

DG: the game sucks ass and runs like shit on the switch. someone figures out a way to emulate it at a smooth 120fps on pc and is found dead two weeks later.

DG: this does not affect sales. nintendo fans are pleasently surprised by how fun the game is and it breaks profit records

DG: five years later everyones advice is that you dont even bother with the original version of oot and just play the new one, because its just as good if not better and has more content