Fluke of the Universe

As a Tumblr Old (seriously, I have been here since forever), MTG Vorthos, and an aficionado of weird storytelling and meme culture, this is everything I love in one neat package. Beautifully done. Especially Gary and Time Warp. Fucking brilliant.

Oh he's definitely Your Type of Guy.

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

This is the only correct way

So I took in the photo well before I read the caption and thought "That truck's been Storrowed. Even if it didn't happen on Storrow Dr. it was still Storrowed." And there we are. Yup.

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

@hellsite-hall-of-fame got one for ya!

@flukeoftheuniverse if you told me this, it wouldn't even be the worst work story you've told me.

keeping it afloat single handed for twenty years 🙂‍↕️

Twenty years is nothing. Look how old both of them are.

when you're right you're right. they're the old ones, obviously.

We are but youths in comparison! Practically toddlers! We're so young! YOUNG!

keeping it afloat single handed for twenty years 🙂‍↕️

Twenty years is nothing. Look how old both of them are.

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

If there's one thing I will never understand it's Lord of the Rings fans wanting to be an elf in Middle Earth. I mean, sure they're graceful and pretty but they live too damn long and having to witness an eternity of stupidity from the species around them. Like, imagine being Elrond and basically witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race. Nope. No thanks.

I've been witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race my whole life. Elrond is not special.

When I was young I wanted to be an elf: Mysterious, tragic, unknowable, ethereal, lives forever, etc. Now that I am firmly middle-aged, I just want to be a hobbit: Comfortable, well-fed, cozy in my home, down for a party but also down for a good night in with no visitors. The high AF is optional and I don't partake but it's there for anyone who wants it.