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Nice try, Avatar the last air bender is not an anime. Although it does have anime influences.
But yeah not an anime.
Last time I checked engineering fluid mechanics wasnāt a manga either which is a serous misstep by the creator of this meme
Remember that statistically women do better in female only enviroments and men do worse in male only enviroments. We donāt need them they need us.
Holy shit Guys
Fuck mountains. There I said it!
I know European Starlings are not everybodyās favourite in America (for good reason, and I know it is not the birdās fault), but can we for a moment sit down and admire theit most beautiful plumage?
magnificent bastard bird

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Polar vortex tiddys.
How weird tumblr hasnāt flagged this āfemale-presentingā vortex yet
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, āColder than a witchās tit.ā
Truth Coming Down From The North Pole To Shame Climate Change Deniers
Mother Nature breasted boobily to the Canadian border, and titted downwards
The thing I love about cats is that theyāre basically born ready to throw down. Thereās something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going āI roll Intimidationā.
#the really life affirming part is that sometimes it works
my friend got kicked out of stats because she was eating a banana and she didnāt appreciate it
There are three breeds of cat:
Chonk
Goblin
Yeah that looks like a cat
Subcategories of breeds:
Floof
Naked
Normal

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i keep having dreams i canāt breathe because my cat cocoa canāt comprehend that heās a ragdoll cat the size of a 2 year old human and Too Fucking Lorge to sleep on my chest while iām sleepingĀ
cat: MOTHER IS COLD, I WILL WARM HER
me in dream: man i sure do drown a lot lately
the worst possible thing just happened to me.
I had likeā¦ā¦..a strip of fancy deli meat? out on the counter? and left the kitchen for one minute, ONE MINUTE.Ā
excuse me while I emotionally render what I saw upon returning
brah fuck it im just die

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update: apparently canberraās skywhale was harpooned and diedĀ
Local resident Michelle Bedford says what she saw can only be described as āincredibly unlikelyā and ābizarrely beautifulā.
āThe guy got on the roof of his van with a crazy look in his eyes Iāve never seen before, as if in his universe there was only him and the Skywhale. He hurled the broomhandle like a harpoon, got it right through the eye.
āWe all clapped and cheered, not like we hate the Skywhale or anything but it was just unbelievably cool.ā
It then took several hours for security staff and onlookers to disentangle Ahab from the corpse of the Skywhale which had slowly but majestically fallen directly on top of him, like a heavenly blanket with massive breasts.
The sculpture, a hot air balloon depicting a whale as it may have evolved if it lived in the air rather than the sea, has had a mixed reception since it was first launched in 2013. Critics of the Skywhale cited its outlandish appearance, large breast-like appendages and ādumb, smug whale faceā.
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Artist Patricia Piccinini, who designed the sculpture, has asked that charges not be pressed against Mr Ahab, claiming that she was āinvigoratedā to see the public engaging with the artwork on such a meaningful level and that she couldnāt ask for a āmore fitting way for a big balloon that looks like a whale to complete its lifecycle in the public eye.ā
When asked if the ākillingā of the Skywhale had any allegorical significance or if the quest to find and destroy it was in some way symbolic of a larger tale Mr Ahab told reports āNah mate, just f-ing hate that bloody whale.ā
ā¦.This. THIS is art.Ā
Iām sorry what
November 1932, technicallyā¦.