more paint more rocks

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

Last time I checked engineering fluid mechanics wasn’t a manga either which is a serous misstep by the creator of this meme

Remember that statistically women do better in female only enviroments and men do worse in male only enviroments. We don’t need them they need us.

magnificent bastard bird

How weird tumblr hasn’t flagged this “female-presenting” vortex yet

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Colder than a witch’s tit.”

Truth Coming Down From The North Pole To Shame Climate Change Deniers

Mother Nature breasted boobily to the Canadian border, and titted downwards

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.

#the really life affirming part is that sometimes it works

i keep having dreams i can’t breathe because my cat cocoa can’t comprehend that he’s a ragdoll cat the size of a 2 year old human and Too Fucking Lorge to sleep on my chest while i’m sleeping 

brah fuck it im just die

….This. THIS is art.