Sithteen and Pregnant

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

@xenomorphvevo

Being a woman in Ancient Greece was hard because you’d smell the smell of a baking loaf of bread on a warm spring day and it turns out that smell was Zeus and you’re pregnant now and Hera is about to hit you with an Anzio 20mm as if it’s your fault you got bread fucked by Zeus.

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy