This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
There is no way this is a porno
This is the best porno there has ever been.
The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person
AMAZING

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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
There is no way this is a porno
This is the best porno there has ever been.
The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person
AMAZING

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I love these examples.
‘Having an argument you lose’, YES.
Actual resistant doesn’t always look cool, it’s about whatever achieves results.
in other words, you know your instinct to flip fucking shit like an entitled asshole as a way of reestablishing a sense of control? and how usually you contain it bc causing a bunch of bullshit for no reason isn’t cool?
lose your fucking mind if it means stopping ICE
use your white privilege for good
reblog if you support cats tucked up in bed
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setup and punchline
The artist is luo li rong
The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.
I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.
By the way, the statue is called La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:
And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):
Omg. This is just beautiful
The statue is incredible but honestly has nothing on Luo Li Rong in that bow tie, damn.
This story stays just as great every time I see it 😁
Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“Whats your safe word?”
That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“You think I’m in pilates?”😭
“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo
Lol i need to be his friend
The sound he makes when he picks him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok so I guess this might be funny if you ignore the reality of police brutality, but I found it gross and couldn't watch the whole thing cuz cops abusing their power isn't funny to me

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my mom sends me these interviews that she remembers watching years ago every single morning and the one she sent me today was LIT
Holy shit
“You should be quiet!”
Shiiiiiiii
Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.
Okay but....he's not asian american? Dude is from Indonesia yo
Reblog and you might save someone’s life, especially with all our Black Girls going missing #ProtectBlackGirls #SaveLife
i don’t know if this would work but i’m sharing it in case this could actually save someone’s life!

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Every time you see Gucci mane on your TL you have to reblog for good fortune, growth, transformation and positivity.
The Good Fortune Wop
im reblogging everything god help me!
Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL
— Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016
Nice try fuckers.
$175K wasted with every reblog.
Let’s sure they DON’T get their money’s worth.
UC Davis has apparently issued a formal apology for their attempted coverup. Their story is that they didn’t properly scrutinize their agreement with Nevins & Associates, and they didn’t hire them with the intention of erasing content or rewriting history. So, keep reblogging this. KEEP. REBLOGGING IT.
bruh…
Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.
SHUT UP.
13 years
Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash
“In order to run away with her new love, she stole the body of a dead nun, placed it in the bed of her lover, and set the room on fire to cover their escape”
PETITION TO MAKE A MOVIE/TV SERIES ABOUT JULIE D'AUBIGNY.
And people say Opera Divas are boring
goals.
Ok but where is the movie?
I haven’t fact checked this, but I’m putting it out into the universe because I really want it to be true.
It’s true! There’s a Rejected Princesses entry on her, and he does a pretty thorough job researching: http://www.rejectedprincesses.com/princesses/julie-daubigny
OH MY GOD
Wot in tyre rotation

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Literally how people see me and look over my depression
Shit.
Well shit....this actually helps me understand why my drinking friends were clueless about my suicidal/self-harming years in the early 2000s when I told them later on