Fluffer To The Stars

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

AMAZING

use your white privilege for good

@fangirl0013

Yes

The artist is luo li rong

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

Omg. This is just beautiful

The statue is incredible but honestly has nothing on Luo Li Rong in that bow tie, damn.

This story stays just as great every time I see it 😁

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

The sound he makes when he picks him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ok so I guess this might be funny if you ignore the reality of police brutality, but I found it gross and couldn't watch the whole thing cuz cops abusing their power isn't funny to me

Holy shit

“You should be quiet!”

Shiiiiiiii

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

Okay but....he's not asian american? Dude is from Indonesia yo

i don’t know if this would work but i’m sharing it in case this could actually save someone’s life!

Every time you see Gucci mane on your TL you have to reblog for good fortune, growth, transformation and positivity.

The Good Fortune Wop

im reblogging everything god help me!

Nice try fuckers.

UC Davis has apparently issued a formal apology for their attempted coverup. Their story is that they didn’t properly scrutinize their agreement with Nevins & Associates, and they didn’t hire them with the intention of erasing content or rewriting history. So, keep reblogging this. KEEP. REBLOGGING IT.

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

SHUT UP.

13 years

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

And people say Opera Divas are boring

goals.

Ok but where is the movie?

I haven’t fact checked this, but I’m putting it out into the universe because I really want it to be true. 

It’s true! There’s a Rejected Princesses entry on her, and he does a pretty thorough job researching: http://www.rejectedprincesses.com/princesses/julie-daubigny

OH MY GOD

Wot in tyre rotation

Literally how people see me and look over my depression

Shit.

Well shit....this actually helps me understand why my drinking friends were clueless about my suicidal/self-harming years in the early 2000s when I told them later on