Well, I Mean...

god dammit

Stop

This is pun-ing on the highest level.

Tops are gonna have to start paying me a security deposit so if I clean out my ass and everything to get ready and they cancel on me I’m keeping it

*breaks my own heart from thinking too much*

The last person to play “The Final Countdown” will enjoy it the most.

If insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different outcome, then “if at first you dont succeed, then try again until you do” is encouraging insanity.

When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer

Somewhere in the world is a tree exactly your age.

YOU BETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE THE ALBUM?!

@ MALE SINGERS TAKE FUCKING NOTES!

Wow this is so beautiful I️m crying

One of my absolute favorite songs and this cover is beautiful! I need him to record this!

I didn’t exist in your life until you read this sentence

Not true showerthoughts I see your shit ass posts every day

Me…

For an herb farmer, thyme is literally money.

You will be the last person to die in your lifetime

There is either a cowboy in your house or there isn’t and you have to deal with that

……..what does this mean

It means you just have to deal with that