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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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NASA
trying on a metaphor
Jules of Nature
cherry valley forever
Kaledo Art
will byers stan first human second
almost home
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
pixel skylines
oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
occasionally subtle
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@sequinedk
I’ve always had a lot of respect for people that have given birth, but recently I got stitches in a delicate area and oh my god. How do you deal with this? I only have three stitches and I already tore one just from having to get up and down. How does anyone survive post birth? Three stitches and I took to my bed like a lady from the 1900s that got the vapors.
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It’s Eurovision time again. I’m mostly here for the songs that are super weird or super gay.
My hair is so long at this point that it’s kind of painful. I need to get a haircut but I’m so lazy. I had a bit of wine so I have an intrusive thought about just chopping it off myself and getting it fixed at a later date. I won’t do it, but I needed to put it out there.
I love that no matter how long I stay away from tumblr the ads always remain shit.
Never change.
Been playing Cyberpunk 2077 and I get why games use big actors, it creates a buzz and there’s all sorts of attention. But now I’m playing a game where future Keanu is a total dick, but he still looks and sounds like Keanu Reeves so I feel bad if I disappoint him.
Then they introduce future Idris Elba and I’m just paralyzed by the knowledge that I am easily swayed by pretty faces. Video games are teaching me lessons that I already know.
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I feel like a cranky old woman for asking this, but what is up with the trend of wearing shorts that look like boxers? It looks comfortable but It also looks like you forgot your pants.
Btw in case anyone has been here since the Jezebel days, my niece is now old enough to go to college and it is totally freaking me out.
Still watching 80s horror movies and it’s funny how you can tell what movies had women writing or directing and which ones don’t.
It’s 80s slasher so there’s gonna be gratuitous nudity but one movie had girls changing while talking about random stuff and the other had girls playing truth or dare and asking for a strip tease.
80s horror has a special place in my heart but I can’t help but notice how ridiculous it is.
Once again I am watching horror movies, but now I’m trying to think of a terrible insult I could call a male. As an American calling someone a cunt seems to be the worst thing you can say, but I hate how gendered it is. I want to call someone a necrotic prostate or something. Male insults are not as good
I watch too many horror movies. Now when I have a few drinks I start explaining to friends and family why they should leave me behind in apocalyptic scenarios.
It’s a joke but I also mean it. If the world as we know it ends I am not gonna make it far.
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Eurovision for me is just drinking, snacking, and yelling about how Finland got robbed.
Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponize it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”
Weaponized Pettiness is an appropriate response to Weaponized Incompetence.
Maybe just throw these men back in the trash where they belong.
Anyone ever try yogurt flavored soju? It’s delicious and I have no idea why.
Please don't come to the church again. I mean that...with the greatest of compliments.
Andrew Scott as The Priest — FLEABAG: Series 2 (2019)
My boyfriend has been pushing me to watch this. We watched this first season and I liked it but it also made me feel super depressed and it looks like the second season will make me feel the same way but I will also want to bang a priest.
Oh no. You’ve boiled me down to my very essence.
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Being into Fallout 4 era ghouls is fine and all but it's not monsterfuckery. They're literally just humans with skin conditions and minor facial injuries. 'This entirely human man with Hollywood bone structure is missing exterior nose cartilage and has advanced eczema' =\= Monster.
Get back to me when you're hitting up super mutants and deathclaws, ya filthy casuals.
if people keep including normal human-looking vampires in their monsterfucker categories i'm allowed to say a 200 year old irradiated half-immortal man with no nose counts as entry-level monster too ;)
Idk man I don't think normal human looking vampires count as monster fucking either. They're still just guys. People. Like that's the point right
why can't they be both like isn't that half of all stories about monsters, is that they were human but became something More and yet we still write stories about them still being people and we keep loving them and it's fine
i count human-lookin monsters as like. entry-level for monsterfucking. yeah i'm into WAY WEIRDER but there's still that monsterous FLAVOR, that more-than-human, that stark and often dangerous difference. ghouls count AND they are people. it is both
#are... are we gatekeeping the monsterfucking#why are we doing that#the vampire might be pretty but an undead predator using you as their personal sippy cup is still a monster at the end of the day#i'll grant that the ghoul's KIND OF a grey area but like he's an irradiated mutant. still othered as monsters in the genre. still counts#yall confusing 'humanoid' with 'human' they ain't the same lol#the question of 'is this creature truly monstrous or a man who's been ostracized and othered by society' is worth exploring and often is#but that wasn't the question on offer#/soapbox
ikr something y'all should know about me, i am gonna always try to be the OPPOSITE of a gatekeeper. do I PERSONALLY count pretty human-lookin vampires when i think of monsters I'M PERSONALLY into? no. my monsters usually have more tails and claws and wings going on. horns MINIMUM. but some one dipping their toes into the monster genre with vampires and ghouls ain't gonna bother me, i will welcome that. because it's all the same ways we approach monsters, yes? because ghouls CAN BE monsters, they go feral - we see this OFTEN in canon, there are many perfectly normal ghouls who "are just people with different skin" but they OFTEN become something much worse.
so yeah i'm not gonna gatekeep and i will keep those doors open for everyone who can love something changed so deeply they stop being fully human, cause that shit rocks and is under a wider monsterfucker umbrella that we're ALL UNDER even if these folks aren't into tentacles and whatnot yet. let them have the starter kit characters it's fine and good
Monster-fuckery is a spectrum of desires and wish fulfillment, and we should all be holding hands in this club.
Granted, some of us might be holding more hands than others, but hey, whatever floats your eldritch boat.
As someone currently playing Fallout 4 I can’t help but reblog.
Even as an adult I can’t get over the ‘asshole with a secret heart of gold’ trope. This definitely kept me in some sketchy relationships when I was young and it is definitely not great for a real life partner, but god damn if it isn’t entertaining!
