I Think Dogs Should Vote

The reason we blow up fireworks isnt from celebration it’s to scare the Founding Fathers back to their grave and stop them from rising from their grave to feed off the flesh of the free

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

staff killed her for this

WHAT she got nuked??

Trans people existing violates community guidelines

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

this could work. we never tried it

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

Smug face of a free man

yeah what is it

its behind the read more button

I got whatever ADHD is called

ADHD is called ADHD.

That’s the one