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Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

[ID: a frame from the Xena: Warrior Princess episode entitled "The Ides of March". It shows the title of the episode as Xena and Gabrielle walk over a bridge. The subtitles read, "Xena, you can't just walk into Rome and kill Caesar. / end ID]

Shout out to people with very treatable or curable disabilities who aren't treated or cured. Whether it be bad luck, poor responses to treatment, inability to take treatments, not being willing to deal with potential side effects, whatever, you deserve accommodation and to be taken seriously as a disabled person. I hope the next person to tell you "that's not a disability" or "just do [basic treatment]" explodes painfully.

Both The Star Beast and The Lodger are adaptations of DWM comic stories with the same title, and Blink is an adaptation of a short story titled "What I Did on My Christmas Holidays by Sally Sparrow"

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

I would like to say something not very joyful or whimsical at you

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him