Johnny: what? What?

Daniel: we fell asleep on the couch

Johnny: did we do anything fun?

Anthony, from the kitchen: you saw a mirror?

Johnny: come in here

Anthony: no, im busy

Johnny: come be a loving stepson

Anthony: no, you're gonna hit me

Johnny: yeah, i am

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Johnny to daniel at 2 in the morning: you know, considering how much sex we have, if i were a woman you would have probably knocked me up like 10 times

Daniel: i think you need to go to bed

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Demetri: hey sensei lawrence, what are you doing?

Johnny: none of your business

Demetri: ha! You're funny. Will you do me a favor?

Johnny: no.

Demetri: can i keep my science project in yours and mr. Larusso's garage?

Johnny: not a chance

Demetri: thanks. And dont look under the tarp, it's a secret. im worried about spies

Johnny: you're a weird little freak.

Demetri: i know i am, but what are you? Ha! *walks away*

Johnny: i wonder if i can hunt him for sport.

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Johnny: *squirts water from a spray bottle at Anthony*

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A lot of us were raised with the idea that “its normal for wives/children to get hit! it helps them learn– only white folk don’t get beaten when they misbehave”. That’s not true, white people aren’t the only ones who deserve a safe and abuse free environment. Black and brown people can and do have loving families. 

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