it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy

If you stay awake long enough you unlock a secret new type of thinking it’s called bad and unhealthy I think it’s gonna be huge one day

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari